For My Daughter (2014)

Actors: Randall Anderson (actor), Ginger Gray-Gantt (actor), June Ledford (actor), Meichelle Anderson (actress), Kara Shelton (actress), Meichelle Anderson (producer), Meichelle Anderson (writer), Meichelle Anderson (director), Janice McDuffy (editor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

The Canyons (2013)

Actors: Alex Ashbaugh (actor), Jim Boeven (actor), Andres De La Fuente (actor), James Deen (actor), Jarod Einsohn (actor), Nolan Gerard Funk (actor), Matthew Hoffman (actor), Philip Pavel (actor), Chris Schellenger (actor), Thomas Trussell (actor), Gus Van Sant (actor), Danny Wylde (actor), Chris Zeischegg (actor), Amanda Brooks (actress), Victor of Aquitaine (actor),

Genres: Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: It's not the hills.

1000 Ways to Lie (2010)

Actors: Jack August (actor), Randall Bacon (actor), Dale Basescu (actor), Rhett Benz (actor), Taylor Brooks (actor), Dustin Coffey (actor), Michael Coryer (actor), Jo Jo Crown (actor), Freddie De Grate (actor), Noah Drew (actor), Eric Emmanuel (actor), Tony Flores (actor), Darius Frye (actor), Christopher Gay (actor), Fabian Alomar (actor),

Genres: Reality-TV,

Keeping Up with the Guptas (2010)

Actors: Nick Dietz (actor), Steve Gordon (actor), Casey Moore (actor), Roger Narayan (actor), Andrew Ng (actor), Brandon Polk (actor), Sahil Punamia (actor), Meera Raman (actor), Dustin Saiidi (actor), Amit Shah (actor), Amar Srivastava (actor), Akhil Sud (actor), Niranjan Tripathy (actor), Sunny Tripathy (actor), Randall Bacon (actor),

Plot: In a typical Californian neighborhood sits a very atypical family. The Gupta family, an Indian family of five, making their crazy way as best as any family can. In this episode, the family is introduced. Sunny, a college student with a serious lack of social life, fights ever constantly with his witty and sometimes eccentric mother Veera. Varun, a stern Indian father, demands the best of his children and is willing to use some unconventional means to attain it. Anjali, the baby girl of the clan, tries her best to live a normal teenage life while battling against her cultural expectations. Last and least, Yash is the adopted and maltreated son fighting for love. After their usual daily activities, the family leaves for an Indian party with their aunt Meghan. Hilarity and despair ensues when Veera is jealous of Meghan's new boyfriend, Meghan tries to kill her mother, and the entire party is robbed.

Keywords: mockumentary, pilot, tv
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Can you keep up?

Up Up Down Down (2009)

Actors: Allen Baldwin (actor), Mike Best (actor), David Branch (actor), Stewart Engesser (actor), Leah Fasulo (actor), Ted Homer (actor), Erik Moody (actor), Jackie Onanist (actor), Brian Wiles (actor), Susan Wiles (actor), Isaac Woodbury High (actor), Kristina Balbo (actress), Adeline Brosnihan (actress), Fiona Cagney (actress), Carolyn Connolly (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Borderland (2007)

Actors: Sean Astin (actor), Marco Bacuzzi (actor), Julian Bucio (actor), Wilebardo Bucio (actor), Leopoldo Bueno (actor), Humberto Busto (actor), Beto Cuevas (actor), Fernando Felix (actor), Tomás Goros (actor), Daniel Herrera Arau (actor), Mario Lozano (actor), Nasser Milanes (actor), Jake Muxworthy (actor), Joel Navarro (actor), Damián Alcázar (actor),

Plot: Three college students, Phil, Ed, and Henry take a road trip into Mexico for a week of drinking and carefree fun only to have Phil find himself a captive of a group of satanic Mexican drug smugglers who kill tourists and whom are looking for a group of new ones to prepare for a sacrifice.

Keywords: achilles-tendon-cut, after-dark-horrorfest, amusement-park, arm-cut-off, bag-over-head, bandage, bar, barbecue, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male
Genres: Crime, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: A Sacrifice Will Be Made The Devil's Playground Is Just Around The Corner Inspired by a true story.

Quotes:

Henry: [lites two cigarettes in his mouth and puts one in Ed's mouth,who is sleeping with his mouth open] Rise and shine, faggot! Wharton, motherfucker, Wharton! Whoop-whoop, Wharton!::Ed: [coughing from the cigarette] You're gonna be the first dealer on your block with an MBA.::Henry: Yeah, fuck all that, man. I'm getting out of pharmaceuticals. Human cloning is about to explode, dude. Keep everything offshore, do your marketing on the Internet.::Ed: Promise me you won't clone yourself.::Henry: You know, when you get out of Stanford, man, I could use you on my team. What do you say? Feel like been a rich son of a bitch?::Ed: Is that really the best we can do?::Henry: What? Get rich?::Ed: Yeah.::Henry: We could do worse.

Ulises: Just look at the evidence, that's all I'm asking. look. They robbed a grave last night. They stole a child's body! it's for Santillan's Nganga! they're preparing it for his arrival.::Captain Ramirez: Listen, you asked me to listen to your story. and I have. Forget about your partner. This isn't Mexico City; this isn't even Mexico. This is the border. The border has no memory. Remembering here... gets you killed.

Henry: Welcome to the Turd World brother!

Henry: [in a fake preaching voice] Imagine a land, if you will, where a man can be a man. A land where he can indulge in all those animal urges, far from the petty judgments of parents and teachers and less-enlightened peers. A land where he can ride the demon!::Phil: Yeah!::Henry: Behave bad!::Phil: Bad!::Henry: Whatever he goddamn well pleases,and no one gives a shit, including the cops.::Phil: Tell it, Brother Henry!::Henry: I'm talking real freedom, my friend!::Phil: Real freedom!::Henry: Not this overregulated bullshit that passes for liberty in our country.::Phil: Hell, no!::Phil: !Vamonos a la frontera! [Let's go to the border!] Arriba Mexico!::Henry: We leave right now, we hit Manzanita right about the time the strip joints open.::Phil: I'm gonna get laid.::Henry: You're kidding? I finally convinced our upstanding minister's son to get his cherry popped.::Phil: Pop!::Ed: Let's pray he doesn't contract an STD.::Henry: Worrywart.::Ed: [opens his wallet and hands Phil some condoms] Fellas, say hello to the senoritas for me.::Henry: Come on. man. You're not gonna hang around here. All right? All the poonsies are hooked up or singing "Kumbaya" with the art fags.::Ed: Any other time. I'm there, all right? I just have a lot on my mind.::Henry: You want a Zoloft, man? I think I got one.::Ed: I just wanna chill.::Henry: Chill when you're dead, man. As your "personal physician", I insist you put that big brain of yours to rest and go a little nuts, okay, for once.

Ed: Hola. Una mas cerveza, por favor.::Valeria: 'Fabor'.::Ed: Pardon?::Valeria: 'Fabor'. the V is pronounced like a B. 'Fabor. Cerbeza'.::Ed: Sorry. My Spanish sucks.::Valeria: At least you can order a beer at a strip club.

Drunk Man in Strip Club: Hey, wait a minute. This is for you. $400. But you already know that. I'm talking to you!::Valeria: Let me go! [Valeria slaps him]::Drunk Man in Strip Club: Fucking bitch!::Ed: Why don't you chill, man? She's no pro.::Valeria: It's okay. I can handle it. It's okay.::Drunk Man in Strip Club: This dickless faggot more your type, Valeria?::Valeria: Fuck off, Gilberto.::Drunk Man in Strip Club: You think you have the balls for this girl? I ask you something. You deaf?::Ed: What the fuck's your problem, man?::Ed: [pulls out a knife and cuts Ed] oh shit! [Valeria gets a bat and hits Drunk Man in the head and knocks him out]::Valeria: [Valeria now tends to Ed's wound in the back of the bar] That was pretty stupid. At least now you have a great story to tell your friends.::Ed: What? That I got my ass kicked?::Valeria: No. How you came to the aid of a poor and defenseless woman.::Ed: Yeah, right. If it ever gets boring around here, you could bat cleanup for the Astros.::Valeria: You know, my ex-husband, he hated the fact that I could handle myself.::Ed: Let me guess. That's why he's your ex.::Valeria: I left him and I moved here to Manzanita.::Ed: Can I buy you a drink later?::Valeria: So you're not afraid of strong woman?::Ed: Only if she's not swinging a bat at me.

Goose on the Loose (2006)

Actors: D'Arcy Browning (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), William B. Davis (actor), Eric Fink (actor), Greg Lawson (actor), Max Morrow (actor), Hugh Portman (actor), James Purefoy (actor), Olivia Cheng (actress), Isabella Fink (actress), Cheyenne Hill (actress), Kari Matchett (actress), Joan Plowright (actress), Lori Ravensborg (actress), Tom Arnold (actor),

Plot: A modern day fable, Goose! tells the tale of Randall, a neurotic talking goose, who is kidnapped by Congreve Maddox, the principal of the local elementary school. Maddox plans to fatten up Randall so that he can cook the bird and enter him in a culinary contest in Banff, Canada. But Randall has a savior in eleven-year-old Will Donnelly, a sweet and sensitive boy who stopped speaking after the death of his mother. Will and Randall meet and immediately become best friends - they share a love of butterscotch candies and rude noises. With Randall's help (the goose does consider himself the Sigmund Freud of the goose world), Will begins talking again. Will then becomes determined to prevent his pal from ending up as a side of foie gras. Together with his sister, Emily, and some classmates, Will hatches a plot: They'll kidnap Congreve's mother and arrange a hostage exchange for the goose. When that plan lays a goose egg, Will comes up with an even bolder rescue attempt, enlisting the aid of his beautiful teacher, his dad, and even Congreve's mother. With the stakes high, a wild goose chase ensues with everyone in hot pursuit!

Keywords: animal-in-title
Genres: Comedy, Family,

Family Pictures (1993)

Actors: Dwight Bacquie (actor), Jared Cook (actor), Sandy Crawley (actor), David Fox (actor), Jamie Harrold (actor), Michael McManus (actor), Lindsay Merrithew (actor), Andrew Miller (actor), Dermot Mulroney (actor), Sam Neill (actor), Joshua Ragetlie (actor), Simon Reynolds (actor), Michael Rhoades (actor), Sean Ryan (actor), Anthony Nicholas Antonacci (actor),

Plot: Nina Eberlin comes home to visit her now-divorced parents and while looking through a collection of pictures taken by her father and herself, she reflects on how the pictures illustrate the nature of families. She begins to tell the story of how her parents discovered their son Randall was autistic and how each reacted to that. Her mother had three more kids, all daughters, "the perfect children." The controversy over that and Randall's treatment pulls the parents apart. It also forces Nina and her older brother Mack to re-evaluate their relationship with each other and each parent.

Keywords: autism, based-on-novel
Genres: Drama,

Bionic Showdown: The Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman (1989)

Actors: Richard Anderson (actor), Jack Blum (actor), Martin E. Brooks (actor), Andy Dan (actor), Lawrence Dane (actor), James Kee (actor), Robert Lansing (actor), Lee Majors II (actor), Lee Majors (actor), Robert McClure (actor), Steve Morris (actor), David Nerman (actor), Steve Pernie (actor), Josef Sommer (actor), David Adamson (actor),

Plot: Steve Austin and Jamie Sommers are back. This time Steve is working security at an International Goodwill Games. Oscar goes to his office and is attacked by someone who broke in. Later Steve discovers that his security clearance has been downgraded. He and Jaime are told of the incident that Oscar had, and that the person who broke in knew about OSI security protocols and that person was also bionic. So someone is planning something at the Games. So while Steve and Jamie try to find out what is going to happen, Oscar quits the OSI when his nephew is injured, and his request that Rudy Wells operate on his nephew is denied. He is later taken captive. Steve then goes to the General and tells him they need to put someone bionic at the games, and the best person is Kate, Rudy's latest creation.

Keywords: bionics, helicopter, marriage-proposal, sabotage, sequel, traitor, tv-series-reunion, wheelchair, world-unity-games
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Allan Devlin: What, does a room with this many enemies in it make ya nervous?::Oscar Goldman: You're damn right it does! I didn't spend 30 years behind an OSI desk pushing pencils or shoving pins into Third World hotspots, I was out in the field! I was out in the action...

Jim Castillian: Jim Castillian. That's with two L's [they shake hands]::Jim Goldman: James Goldman. One L.::Jim Castillian: Oh, you're Oscar's nephew. That's right, I heard you were in town. You're training for the games, arent' you?::Jim Goldman: Uh-huh. Runnin' the 400 and the hurdles. Fasted thing on two legs, except of course for Alice Grayson. I never did catch her in four years of college.::Jim Castillian: I used to be an athlete myself.::Jim Goldman: Yeah?::Jim Castillian: Yeah. Not much time for it now, I'm here in the OSI dodging bullets and inner office memos.

Jim Castillian: [about Jaime Sommers] She is looking D.D.G. tonight. [Steve gives him a questioning look] That's drop dead gorgeous.::Steve Austin: Oh.::Jim Castillian: [slaps Steve on the back] Good luck, Big Guy.

Kate Mason: What if I'm not a Jaime Sommers?::Jaime Sommers: Hey, they don't want a clone of me, okay, They couldn't handle it. They've had too many problems with me over the years.

OSI officer: [to Steve Austin] You're not gonna go bionic on me, are ya?

Gen. McAllister: As far as I'm concerned, nobody is snow white. If some foreign power, if some group of terrorists, if some indivudial concern has found out how to build a bionic man or a bionic woman... Just imagine what an army of them would be like...

Jim Goldman: [to himself] Funny stuff, way to go, Jimmy. Really swept her off her nuclear feet.

Jim Castillian: Well, I found Oscar. In the bar at the Watergate hotel.

Oscar Goldman: [Steve and Jaime are trying to take an unwilling Oscar away from a bar] They are cyborgs, would you believe that? And they're trying to kidnap me. I needs some help. Help!::Man in bar: Are you... sure you're his friend?::Jaime Sommers: Oh, absolutely. Listen, don't pay any attention to anything he says, he's very confused. Do I look like a robot to you?

General Dzerinsky: Yes, you have been speaking out rather publically about your former organisation in particular and your country in general.::Oscar Goldman: That doesn't mean that I wanna crawl from one pitt of vipers into another.::General Dzerinsky: That is very good, I must remember it.::Oscar Goldman: Yeah, well, try to remember this! [punches him across the jaw]

Ridin' the Lone Trail (1937)

Actors: Ernie Adams (actor), Frank Ball (actor), Steve Clark (actor), Jack Hendricks (actor), Charles King (actor), Jack Kirk (actor), Lew Meehan (actor), Horace Murphy (actor), Fred Parker (actor), Hal Price (actor), Julian Rivero (actor), Bob Steele (actor), Charles Sullivan (actor), Claire Rochelle (actress), A.W. Hackel (producer),

Plot: A group of road agents are robbing stagecoaches. Bob McArthur arrives to help bring them in and learns that their chief rides a white horse owned by Randall. But when he has the white horse lead him to the gang's hideout, he is captured and the chief tells his men to kill him.

Keywords: hooded-villain, railroad-hand-car, train-robbery
Genres: Western,