I’m crying and screaming now, she’s asking for a 2nd date
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For the love of god check out my podcast
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Rub your face and back against her calf, then ignore her for the rest of the night. Guaranteed marriage within a month.
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one small bit of attention then proceeding to ignore me afterwards is proven to be the best way to make me attracted to someone
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Leave a turd on my carpet so I know it’s real
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Woah woah whoa, I’m not trying to propose just yet
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Did you slow blink after?
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Wait until she leaves the room and then shit in a pot plant.
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