now of days, because of the woke culture, people are too afraid to ask important hard-hitting questions, like what if a little frog was also a wizard
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Eden Fumagalli
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Conflict between sedentary agriculturalists and pastoralists brewing in northwest European archipelago.
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Happening Now: Animal Rebellion takes to supermarkets around London to disrupt the dairy aisles!
This is only the beginning! Join Us this September to Stop the Supply of Dairy. Sign up for one of our talks happening every Thursday evening by following the links in our bio
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god this is such a funny tweet to make with a stone statue as your avi
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Even McDonald's is less vibrant than it used to be!
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TRUMP: Not only that folks but then we’re actually going to get married and it’s going to be beautiful. Me and LeBabe, it’ll be all over the most stylish papers.
WHITE SUPREMACIST MILITIA MEMBER: I would die for you sir
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why does every message leading up to january 6 look like this
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you'd think eventually corporate investors would realize 'force people we're investing into to destroy their own platform for no reason' is not a good move and yet it keeps happening
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People would smoke Scarecrow’s fear gas for fun if it was real
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Labour leader Keir Starmer sacks shadow transport minister Sam Tarry who backed rail strikes
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Refuse to raise wages but increase prices and blame them on non existent wage increases even when earnings break all expectations 🥰 inflation rlly is just driven by corp opportunism
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Politics guy that makes up lies about their kids teacher is a $200,000 a year job
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i want to see osama bin laden's FF7 save files
i want to know if he got the outfit that made don corneo pick cloud
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Also note that the CIA’s website lists several copyrighted materials that have not been made available for download, including Final Fantasy 7, Ice Age 3, Cars, and an array of nature documentaties
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[trying to explain to Americans that we are in a recession] okay imagine a burger... but smaller...
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MCDONALDS: SEEING CUSTOMERS AND SPECIFICALLY LOWER INCOME CUSTOMERS TRADE DOWN TO VALUE OFFERINGS AND FEWER COMBO MEALS
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Sometimes when I feel bad about a first draft I like to think about this behind-the-scenes sketch of the facehugger from Alien
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Oh! Du bringst mir einen Snack?
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Rib-cage Kimono by MUTSU (2022)
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Remember last year when Netflix kept claiming Red Notice was the most popular movie of all time and entertainment reporters just uncritically reported it
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“Daycare is super expensive! Have you considered an indentured servant?”
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if it does push UC out of explicit politics honestly it's up there with the most effective political assassinations of all time.
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Blowback against religious engagement in politics has surged in Japan following the assassination of former PM Abe Shinzō on July 8. The main target is the Unification Church. Anticult fears are spreading. They may shape the governing coalition and shift policymaking (thread) 1/
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This “idea,” which is very similar to what Rick Caruso is proposing for LA, is currently being shopped around to state leaders by the Cicero Institute, the Texas-based think tank founded by Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir, of course
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imagine selling any other product that behaved the way social media does
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Some guy bought a used Tesla with a fully upgraded battery and then Tesla remotely downgraded the range and told him to pay them extra if he wants the full range of the battery. Car dlc is such a funny and great new invention
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Tesla really fires me up sometimes.
I have a customer who's the ~3rd owner of a 2013 Model S 60.
At some point years ago the battery pack was swapped under warranty with a 90 pack. It wasn't software limited. It was effectively made into a 90 by Tesla.
Years went by.
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I have a customer who's the ~3rd owner of a 2013 Model S 60.
At some point years ago the battery pack was swapped under warranty with a 90 pack. It wasn't software limited. It was effectively made into a 90 by Tesla.
Years went by.
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i can’t get over how someone saw this post and was like “yea this seems legit”. i genuinely never thought i would get a bait with this as my pinned tweet lol
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well, it finally happened. i was contacted by the @nytimes to fill the president of journalism position, and i accepted. this is just the beginning
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Web3 rules so much because they’re like “let me show u a world beyond the limits of what you think is physically and spiritually possible” and then describe arbitrage for McDonald’s loyalty points
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The key one is surely: If the press keep getting it not just wrong but *wildly* wrong on the most high-profile, fiercely contested, forensically investigated issues they cover, and then refuse to discuss it, let alone admit it… Well, what should the public conclude from that.
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Yes, I think doing good is bad. That was the point of my post. I walk the path of darkness and evil.
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Both chilling & horribly inevitable. We knew this was coming, it’s been carefully engineered by govt underfunding for the last 12 years. Now the convenient “solution” is self-pay.
Please *please* fight a pay-to-use “NHS” with all your might, people 
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"Gen Z is obsessed with subtitles" man i cant fucking hear what the characters are saying bc nobody knows how to mix their fuckin audio
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