Regular Food Review: Another Hotel Waffle

Flop era, floppy texture

Application to Ghostwrite Paige DeSorbo's Eventual Book

Brian Moylan does not need this as much as I do.

Thomas Chatterton Williams Is Leaving Harper’s

He's in talks for a contributing role at the Atlantic

This Little Piggy Donated a Kidney (to a Human)

Science really keeps chugging along

New York's Imminent Snowstorms: "Hope You Like Snow, Bitch"

Forecasters are calling for intense November snowfall in the city.

Some Ideas for Facebook's New Name

"Nothin' to See Here"?

Strega Nona Is Not a Communist

The Calabrian witch thrives on scarcity

Has Anyone Seen Kanye West?

I swear he was just sitting there

He Did It! Right-Wing Radio Host Hugged His Way to a Covid Diagnosis

It only took wrapping his arms around thousands of strangers

The Katie Couric Beat Sure Is Hot

She has so much to give

Soup Sucks

This is the bravest thing I’ve ever written

Princess Charlene Self-Quarantining on Separate Continent Due to Sniffles

And NOT due to hating her husband

Margaret Atwood: Saying “Woman” Is Kind Of My Whole Deal

I'll stop when I'm dead (soon)

R.I.P. Apple Laptop Touch Bar, We’ll See and Avoid You in Hell

Apple has retired its terrible nightmare touch bar technology, thank god.

‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’ REVIEW: ONLY JOJO SIWA'S PARTS: PART 2

The transformative power of friendship

Sirens: Hot or Not? Experts Say Yes

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