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Writing guy that does all the writing, and author of several book-things. Opinions expressed are yours.

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    21 nov 2020

    *to be read in the voice of Fred Schneider of the B-52s.

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  2. 3 feb

    I realise this isn't the #1 takeaway from these press conferences, but I'm inspired by the sheer number of errands all the asymptomatic people spreading COVID-19 apparently manage to carry out in a single day.

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  4. 3 feb

    Craig Kelly's days are numbered and I reckon Morrison has a cunning plan in place already. It's a very special free screed from my several-times-a-week Patreon column (which is a bargain US $3 a month if you then fancy subscribing).

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  5. 2 feb

    "According to the papers, the Labor Party are set to knife Albo and replaced him with something more electable in regional QLD, like a lump of coal or a roadsign with bullet holes in it." Those anti-Albo headlines are smelling mighty iffy to me.

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    "We're not going to make profitable companies pay back JobKeeper money they weren't owed" says government that hounded Centrelink recipients to death

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  7. 1 feb

    There is a baby blue tongue living in my front garden. This delights me more than I think is entirely reasonable.

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  8. 1 feb

    I will be forever grateful to Dora The Explorer for teaching me to adopt Swiper's plaintive "oh, *man*" as a charmingly family-friendly alternative to my pre-child-owning exhortation, "OH GODDAMN YOU CUNTMOTHERING SHITFUCKER."

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    1 feb

    The PM is right. I've lost count of the number of times I've looked at someone misusing money that could be better spent on those who need it and thought 'Cor, I wish I I'd thought of that shameless rort."

    "I am not into the politics of envy", says the PM when asked a question on whether he will claw back Jobkeeper wage subsidy from companies that have handed out executive bonuses. Press Club on now.
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  10. 31 gen

    Gov: How can we stop these lockdowns caused by quarantine staff causing outbreaks? Everyone: Pay them enough to not need second jobs? Gov: If only there was a solution. Everyone: Just pay them enough to not need second jobs. Gov: Curse this opaque mystery!

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  11. 31 gen

    There are many, many, MANY reasons why I adore my wife and think she's the greatest human being on the planet, but one giveaway that she was the best happened early in our courtship when she forgot Andrews' name and said "you know, Batfink" and I knew *exactly* who she meant.

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  12. 31 gen

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer homophobic rort artist.

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  13. 30 gen

    "By One Nation hate standards, Rod Culleton always seemed amiably goofy - the senator most likely to pour mustard on an important speech." Is Australia ready for a Q-style conspiracy theory party? Me shuddering at the very thought at m'Patreon.

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    29 gen

    Just stop & think about this for a minute. Bushfires devastated communities across NSW last summer. The Liberal & National Party Gov's announce $177mil for NSW. Only $2.5m/$177mil goes to non Gov held electorates.

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  15. 29 gen

    To be fair who could possibly have foreseen that HomeBuilder would do nothing but artificially inflate costs for builders, contractors and customers? I mean, aside from literally everybody except the Morrison government, that is.

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  16. 28 gen

    "There’s a clear way for Scott Morrison to absolutely walk the next federal election in, and it’s by going to the polls before we run out of pandemic." Democracy sausage'n'vaccine, anyone? Me at

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    28 gen

    1) Here is , on Rowan Dean's show on SKY. He appeared on the same episode as Lauren Southern, and spoke about the importance of Holocaust remembrance.

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  18. 28 gen

    Genuinely curious what the editorial or legal advice was that forced the "alleged" into that there photo caption, . Seems unlikely that they were simply TISM cosplayers innocently estimating the height of a kangaroo.

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  19. 27 gen

    "Barnaby Joyce's latest editorial is about product differentiation, making people mistakenly think that by voting National they're somehow keeping bastards honest rather than keeping bastards in power." Me at m'Patreon

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  20. 26 gen

    Australia's proud sex workers: I salute you and your excellent policy of rejecting white supremacist morons.

    thinking about how Blair Cottrell literally couldn't get a root in a brothel. I love sex workers.
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  21. 26 gen

    Always was. Always will be.

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