*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*
It thinks for a moment.
“No,” it says finally. “I am many.”
I’ve never been more turned on.
Finally made it. Monsterfuckers rejoice
Anonymous asked:
i have a debilitating fear of owls can you tell me something about them that will make me less afraid?
bunjywunjy answered:
categorically speaking, most of an owl is just… fluff!
no seriously, here’s a barn owl, feathers on:
and here’s a barn owl, feathers off:
(no worries guys, it’s a model)
it’s not even chicken-sized! most of it is just legs.
and this is true of most owls, which is why they’re so dang light!
that doesn’t look like brazil
things are different in brazil
I USED TO LIVE IN THIS CITY LMAOO
Literally brazil
a woman in a film: *takes another woman’s hand and squeezes it gently in a gesture of support*
my content-starved wlw ass:
a woman in a film: *brushes another woman’s hair tenderly away from her face*
me:
Uncle, do you realize what this means?
non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!
meanwhile, in latinoamerica:
sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza
Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism
excuse me.
I’ll have you know we have more than enough food to offend everybody
the strogomaki
the chocroissant
the chicken cupcake
and the chicken churros
the caramel and chocolate sfihas
the chocosushi
fuck you
buttons, I love you and your countrymen
BUTTONS WHAT THE FUCK
@kimineechan what thd fuck is this
The chocolate pizza is how we end the all you Can eat. It’s a classic. I don’t like but sweet pizza is pretty popular.
New trend is the Batatosa pizza.. Or French fries pizza
go big or go home
AND, BECAUSE IT’S WORLD CUP TIME:
COXINHA, a very popular snack, molded like one of our most popular football players
AND LIKE OUR MASCOT!!
@latinextra I’m so sorry
