soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.
Over the Garden Wall played me so hard when the main characters weren’t 1600′s ass pilgrim children
someone tell me how to get in this person's universe right fucking now
folks I cracked the code - i'm pretty sure this person read a headline about a specific mcdonalds offering $20 an hour and assumed it's a universal mcdonalds wage law
Other people in the notes have pointed out that the advertised wage is usually higher than the actual wage and it is absolutely true.
I applied to a job this past summer that advertised $12/hr but when I got there and started getting paid I was informed that the actual pay was $9/hr!
(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)
(both)
