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@kibblesmith

Writer; TV, Comic Books, Book Books. , , , . Married to . Dad. 👑🦖 on sale now.

America, U.S.A.
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Joined May 2008
Born October 09
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    Jun 24

    📬 Newsletter:

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  2. 50 minutes ago

    New Gb

    Garfbert 094 2021.09.27 —
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  3. 2 hours ago

    If this seems rude remember that in real life customers just scream and sometimes punch the host

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Maitre d’: And may I see your proof of vaccination please? Me: Oh, certainly. [holds up bag of cotton balls] Maitre d’: What is this? Me: My wool BAAAAAA BAAAAAA

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    21 Aug 2011

    If he's still alive today, Indiana Jones is probably now afraid of snakes *and* computers.

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    Jul 15

    Oooooh Snaps!! Darkhold:BLADE!!

    It’s open season on all suckheads. ⚔️
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  7. 12 hours ago

    Variant cover for our : DARKHOLD One-Shot on sale from 10.27.21 — Pre-order now digitally or from a local comix shop near you.

    Darkhold: Blade 1 cover amazing colors by Frankie D’armata
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    13 hours ago

    Punchline by

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    13 hours ago

    This makes me laugh probably once a week.

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    13 hours ago

    Knife-fi

    Whose neighborhood am I in?
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  11. 13 hours ago

    Whose neighborhood am I in?

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  12. 16 hours ago

    The first ice cream truck was just a milk truck with the frozen milk man pried out of it

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    18 hours ago

    Punchline by

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    Sep 25

    I'm a non-binary disabled artist - I draw with my mouth. I have published work in comics with Image, and am a caricature and portrait artist. Two Lokis, 11x17. VERY limited print run, 10 total, for $100 each, signed and numbered. DMs are open. When the 10 are gone, That's it.

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    Jun 24

    📬 Newsletter:

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    Jun 24

    Here's a of all my good tweets only (no bad ones).

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    19 hours ago

    thinking about *him*

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    19 Jun 2018

    The Charmin bear family changes color according to which quality of toilet paper they are advertising. In neutral advertisements, they are brown.

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    5 Sep 2014

    SomeBODY once told me / The world is very lonely / We're mostly killing time til we're dead

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    Feb 13

    I can't stop thinking about how the default text on this cookie cake is the subtext of so many bad relationships.

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  21. 21 hours ago

    We can keep saying “Got him!” every time he confesses to a crime on camera to make it seem like it must not be a big deal, but so far this has worked literally every single time.

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    Trump admits that he called Governor Kemp and tried to pressure him to hold a “special election” and complains there was no quid pro quo
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