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Poop-Chutes, Tallywhackers and Hoo Holes:
A Baptist Guide to Sex

Baptist Students to Build Cages for Mexican Children

How to Crash Satan's Birthday PartyHOW TO CRASH SATAN'S BIRTHDAY AND RUIN HALLOWEEN 
Halloween tips for Holyweaners, Scooby Doo and the Occult, Organize a Harry Potter Book Burning and more!

Wicca Hunting Season Has ArrivedGET READY FOR WICCA HUNTING SEASON 
Learn how to spot, stalk, trap and legally bag any Wiccan weighing up to 300lbs! Wiccans caught loitering, defecating or fornicating with farm animals unsupervised will be handcuffed and taken to the church basement...

Click Here to take the Bible Poop Quiz and MoreVISIT OUR HALLOWEEN HELL HOUSE 
Take a blood-curdling interactive historical tour of Landover Baptist's famous Halloween Hell Houses prior to the ban!

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Before you allow your child to see a movie on Netflix, Amazon or in a Picture House, please read these Baptist film reviews!

Most Popular Books for Conservative Children MOST POPULAR BOOKS FOR CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN CHILDREN
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Forky: Transgender Smut in Disney's Toy Story 4!

Armed Churchgoers Slaughter Thousands of Endangered Species in Rousing Show of Support for President Trump!


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Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone ElseBetty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage! 

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Did Men in Bible Times Really Have Balls as Big as a Donkey's?  
 

Why is God So Obsessed With Excrement? Take the Holy Bible Poop Quiz and Find Out!  
 

Will the Life Size Avatar Dolls from James Cameron's Upcoming Movie Be Used As Masturbation Toys?  
 
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