Purgatory Comics (2009)

Actors: Alex Adams (actor), Vinny Bove (actor), Benedict Fielding (actor), Atoki Ileka (actor), Tim Kelly (actor), Sean King (actor), Fred Nicotra (actor), Bob Socci (actor), Alexander Sovronsky (actor), Ralph Suarez (actor), Chris Wyant (actor), Jonathan Zungre (actor), Angela Benedict (actress), Bree Olson (actress), April L. Simpson (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: A Comedy in Mint Condition.

Quotes:

Mel Berner: Oh. Okay. I see. Well Mia, it was great to see you again. You found yourself a great looking guy here. I'm sure he's got a lot of those qualities that women look for. Like "goals." Or "ambition." Or "girth." This little reunion has been great Mia but I have to head back to my dungeon of loneliness. Good day!::Andrew: What the hell is this kid blathering about?::Mia: Mel, Andrew is my cousin.::Mel Berner: Well that's just disgusting, and also illegal in this state!::Andrew: We're not dating, you jackass.

Evan Connelly: You're like Superman. But with no dick.::Nicola Rogers: Or... you know... Supergirl. You could've just said Supergirl.

Evan Connelly: Oh big fucking deal. It's Berner. One time I convinced him that his entire life was just a dream I had.

Nicola Rogers: I can't believe you attacked one of the most famous comic writers of all time.::Mel Berner: Maniac bit my arm. Now I'll turn into in an angry old bastard during the next full moon.

Mel Berner: Last night I beat a video game that I've been working on forever.::Mia: That must've been exciting!::Mel Berner: Not really. The ending sucked.::Mia: Oh. Sorry to hear that.::Mel Berner: Video games should be required to have endings that are kickass. I didn't dedicate nine months of button mashing to win a list of Japanese names.

Peter Whales: You know, you're whining like a bitch 'cause you think there's nothing left to work for on your own terms. So you ditch important things to prove you're still in control. Well that's a load of shit. You know what's harder than getting everything you've ever wanted? Keeping it. There's no autopilot for that. So why don't you grow some balls and try to hold on to something for once. Bravery will always be the driving point of your life. You know you've run out of it when suddenly nothing changes anymore.

Peter Whales: Certain events may control certain situations, but they can't control you. Remember that, and the fear will dry up like ink on paper.

Evan Connelly: Well. I should get back to the register before Berner sells an old Fantastic Four for a handful of magic beans.

Nicola Rogers: Hey look, it's the brand spanking new issue of "Zombie Gal." In this issue, she leads a team of soldiers into the Arctic to fight an ancient race of vampires. Look at those soldiers... all bundled up. Why, this guy here must be wearing about nine layers! He's probably suffocating in that thing! But wait! What's Zombie Gal wearing? Why, is that a tank top? And skimpy shorts? In the Arctic!

Mel Berner: Hey Evan, ask me anything about microeconomics.::Evan Connelly: Okay. What does that mean?

Il était une fois dans le trouble (2006)

Actors: Steve Banner (actor), Jean-François Baril (actor), Alexander Bisping (actor), Jocelyn Blanchard (actor), Jean-Robert Bourdage (actor), Jean-Pierre Chartrand (actor), Patrice Coquereau (actor), Stéphane Crête (actor), Roger Drolet (actor), Ron Fournier (actor), Pierre Georges Girard (actor), Claude Laroche (actor), Pierre-François Legendre (actor), Normand Lévesque (actor), Laurent Allaire (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Holes (2003)

Actors: Robert W. Armour (actor), Ray Baker (actor), Tom Brainard (actor), Gary Bullock (actor), Ski Carr (actor), Alex Castillo (actor), Miguel Castro (actor), Michael Cavanaugh (actor), Greg Cipes (actor), Byron Cotton (actor), Alex Daniels (actor), Julian Reed Davis (actor), Nathan Davis (actor), Ken Davitian (actor), Ricardo Alaniz (actor),

Plot: "But if you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity." Those were the exact words spoken to young Elya Yelnats the day he forgot to repay the gypsy Madame Zeroni. From then on his family was cursed with bad luck. One hundred years later Stanley Yelnats IV is accused of stealing a pair of cleats from a major league baseball player and sent to Camp Green Lake (a dry lake bed in the middle of the desert). It never rains at Camp Green Lake, it hasn't for one hundred years. The secretive and mysterious Warden has each inmate spend every day digging one hole to "build character." But when an artifact from the famous "Kissin' Kate" Barlow is found in a hole, the Warden forces the boys to work double time leading Stanley to deduce they're digging because the Warden is looking for something. But what? And how is the mystery of Camp Green Lake connected to Stanley's family curse?

Keywords: 1850s, 1890s, 1900s, 1960s, 19th-century, american-west, ancestor, arrest, arson, athlete
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Family, Mystery, Romance,
Taglines: The book is now the movie. The adventure is down there...start digging April 18. Some secrets are too big to keep hidden. Can you dig it?

Quotes:

Mr. Sir: You girl scouts want to hear a story? Once apon a time there was a magical place where it never rained. The end. [snickers scornfully]

The Warden Walker: I am surrounded by cow turds.

Mr. Sir: There ain't nothing down there. We woulda found it by now.::Mr. Pendanski: I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.::Mr. Sir: I ain't on stupid pills!

Mr. Pendanski: Good morning, Theodore!::Armpit: Man, it's Armpit! I don't know no fool named Theodore.::Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit.::[Hands him water]::Mr. Pendanski: Here's your water, who-ever-you-are.

Magnet: [about the dog he stole] I would have made it out, too... if my pocket didn't start barkin'.

Mr. Pendanski: D-I-G. What does that spell?::Zero: [takes shovel and whacks Mr. Pendanski across the face with it] DIG.

The Warden Walker: [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV nob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?::Armpit: No, ma'am. I wasn't trying to be funny.::The Warden Walker: Excuse me?::Mr. Sir: You know something, Armpit? Your little joke has just cost you a week of shower privileges.

Mr. Sir: Keep running, there ain't gonna be no Yelnats the fifth!

Zig-Zag: Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name.::Mr. Sir: It ain't.

Mr. Sir: [his face has a huge scar] I think I look kinda purty, don't you?

Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001)

Actors: Harry Anichkin (actor), Velizar Binev (actor), Clement Blake (actor), Michael Reilly Burke (actor), Scott Coulter (actor), Nikola Dodov (actor), Shane Edelman (actor), Duncan Fraser (actor), Georgi Gatzov (actor), Alexander Kalinov (actor), Bogomil Kalinov (actor), Kalin Kalinov (actor), Peter Kostov (actor), Dimiter Kuzov (actor), Stoyan Angelov (actor),

Plot: Dead bodies are being found in the New York harbor. The police have no clues nor suspects until Nick and his colleague realize the killer is a giant octopus. Everybody, especially the police captain, refuses to believe Nick's story, and soon the harbor will be filled with boats for the 4th of July celebrations...

Keywords: captain, creature-feature, giant-octopus, monster, octopus, reverse-footage, sea-creature, sea-monster, second-part, sequel
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Out of time...out of breath!

Octopus 2: River of Fear (2001)

Actors: Harry Anichkin (actor), Velizar Binev (actor), Clement Blake (actor), Michael Reilly Burke (actor), Scott Coulter (actor), Nikola Dodov (actor), Shane Edelman (actor), Duncan Fraser (actor), Georgi Gatzov (actor), Alexander Kalinov (actor), Bogomil Kalinov (actor), Kalin Kalinov (actor), Peter Kostov (actor), Dimiter Kuzov (actor), Stoyan Angelov (actor),

Plot: Dead bodies are being found in the New York harbor. The police have no clues nor suspects until Nick and his colleague realize the killer is a giant octopus. Everybody, especially the police captain, refuses to believe Nick's story, and soon the harbor will be filled with boats for the 4th of July celebrations...

Keywords: captain, creature-feature, giant-octopus, monster, octopus, reverse-footage, sea-creature, sea-monster, second-part, sequel
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Out of time...out of breath!

Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome (1947)

Actors: Phil Arnold (actor), Edward Ashley (actor), Walter Bacon (actor), Lex Barker (actor), Tony Barrett (actor), Eddie Borden (actor), Robert Bray (actor), Ralph Byrd (actor), Robert Clarke (actor), George Cooper (actor), Joseph Crehan (actor), William Gould (actor), Ben Hall (actor), Harry Harvey (actor), Ernie Adams (actor),

Plot: A gang of criminals, which includes a piano player and an imposing former convict known as 'Gruesome', has found out about a scientist's secret formula for a gas that temporarily paralyzes anyone who breathes it. When Gruesome accidentally inhales some of the gas and passes out, the police think he is dead and take him to the morgue, where he later revives and escapes. This puzzling incident attracts the interest of Dick Tracy, and when the criminals later use the gas to rob a bank, Tracy realizes that he must devote his entire attention to stopping them.

Keywords: 1940s, ambulance, ambulance-driver, b-movie, bank-heist, bank-robber, bank-robbery, bartender, based-on-comic-strip, cafe
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Horror Man Traps Super-Sleuth ! SLEUTH TRACY CLASHES WITH HIS DEADLIEST FOE! (original poster-all caps) KARLOFF PETRIFIES THEM! (original print ad-all caps)

Quotes:

Pat Patton: I tell you, if I didn't know better I'd swear we were doing business with Boris Karloff.

X Ray: What is your friend's name?::"Melody" Fisk: Gruesome.::X Ray: Isn't he.

Pat Patton: I'm sitting here, see, writing out this report on the stiff. All of a sudden, blackout! Something hit me here: a crowbar or a small bulldozer.