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MODPOSTr/jokes has a discord and you need to join! (self.Jokes)

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MODPOSTReposts... (self.Jokes)

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LongA soldier ran up to a nun (self.Jokes)

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LongEverybody Knows Somebody Called DAVE. (self.Jokes)

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When I was a child, I was kidnapped by mimes (self.Jokes)

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Old Soviet Joke (self.Jokes)

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LongA man arrives at a hotel after a long train journey, exhausted. He comes into a communal room and sees three other guys who are drunk and talking loudly. (self.Jokes)

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I called Animal control Welfare today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods with a fox and four cubs." (self.Jokes)

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Why did Draco Malfoy's funeral service take place outside? (self.Jokes)

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My GF said she was fed up with me acting like a detective.She wanted to split up. (self.Jokes)

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What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? (self.Jokes)

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Everyone knows about Darth Vader, but very few people talk about his wife. (self.Jokes)

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How come you never see a Rhinoceros hiding in a tree? (self.Jokes)

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When I was a child my mum always used to bathe me in cheap Australian beer. (self.Jokes)

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Why do liberals hate dentists? (self.Jokes)

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My friend just told me to die in a deep, dark hole filled with water. (self.Jokes)

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Why do the athletes sweat a lot more at these Olympics than at the last ones? (self.Jokes)

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Walks into a barTwo Chemists walk into a bar... (self.Jokes)

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LongGeorge's First day in the Navy (self.Jokes)

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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? (self.Jokes)

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Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer. (self.Jokes)

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Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat. (self.Jokes)

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What do Jawas do if they disapprove of how the sandcrawler is being run? (self.Jokes)

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A man is at the 5th game in the World Series and the stands are jammed, except there's one empty seat between him and another man that's been empty for an hour (self.Jokes)

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What do you call a boat that comes in second place? (self.Jokes)

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What was E.T short for? (self.Jokes)

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LongA zebra dies and goes to heaven (self.Jokes)

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