the real reason tim drake doesn't age is because impulse keeps travelling back in time to go to a pizza place that closed a few months ago and slightly fucks up the timeline in the process
bbc merlin + ao3 tags, 2/∞
i have watched this like 20 times in a row just for the slow-motion that looks like a baroque painting of a greek myth in its gracefulness
Jdjsjsjdhdhhd???????
His smile before he even hits the ground: !!!!!!
i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain
if it helps i also wish there was a fic
Anonymous asked:
What do you think of the "revenge bad" tropes frequently found
gayarsonist answered:
it actually pisses me off sooooo much when characters are like “ohhh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others’ a living hell i’m just as bad as they are!” like grow up and shoot him what are you catholic
“but i’m too good to kill anyone! :(” i’m not. give me the gun.
via reddit.com
“Have you heard the story of Darth Vectivus the Boring?”
“Ethics of a businessman” lmao he had no lower level to sink to.
Darth Capitalism
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
#meme voice youre crying from the nature? the beauty of evolution painting a picture of history older than our ability to perceive it got me (@metafictions)
Count Dracula? I think you mean my wife
Ca. late 17th - early 18th century gold posy ring.
Inscribed interior reads: TREW LOVE IS MY DESYRE.
