Slew Hampshire (2013)
Actors:
Matt Apple (actor),
Matt Apple (actor),
Mike Apple (actor),
Brian Bates (actor),
Eric Boring (actor),
Keith Thomas Brown (actor),
Kevin Burke (actor),
Alfonso Chang (actor),
Keith Chisholm (actor),
'Punch' the Clown (actor),
Billy Donohoe (actor),
Chuck Galle (actor),
Paul J Hennigan (actor),
Paul J Hennigan (actor),
Brian Allen (actor),
Plot: In June of 1994, one of the most brutal mass slaughters in history occurred in the woods of northern New England. Four months later, history is about to repeat itself. The end of summer signals the brink of manhood for a group of 18-year-old boys who pridefully call New Hampshire their home. Led by Buddy - once regarded as a major league pitching prospect - the boys embark on a local rite of passage, traveling north for one final weekend of debauchery in Canada. Unfortunately, it may just be their final weekend, period - as this rite goes very wrong. Along the way, the boys pick up Bro, their most intelligent - and only African American - friend, who is about to embark on an academic career at Dartmouth College. Where his right hand once resided is now a stump, and while this painful reminder of a terrible accident signifies a darker time, little does he realize what it will come to signify to those whom he encounters in the backwoods of New Hampshire. Henry David Thoreau once wrote, "Not till we are completely lost or turned 'round do we appreciate the vastness and strangeness of nature." Unfortunately for the boys, just being lost would be a luxury compared to what they are about to experience - as there is nothing to be appreciated about what nature has in store for them on this night. What begins as a humorous comedy of errors quickly becomes a Darwinian gore fest, and what unfolds is a cerebral yet repulsive journey through the history and nature of humanity and "civilization." With four distinct clans vying for supremacy and survival in the woods of New Hampshire, less than 24 hours will pass before a slew of lives have been claimed and the last of the living remains.
Genres:
Drama,
Horror,
Thriller,
Taglines: In June of 1994, one of the most brutal mass slaughters in history occurred in the woods of northern New England. Four months later, history is about to repeat itself. Something cold, something blue, something sorrowed, something slew. Live Free Or Die. Death is Not the Worst of Evils. "Not till we are completely lost or turned 'round do we appreciate the vastness and strangeness of nature." - Thoreau Backwoods Motherf*ckery.
Quotes:
Dude-Guy: Talkin' about Africa don't make you more black.::Bro: I was just drawing a parallel.::Dude-Guy: OH, now you're drawin'? You an artist, too? Is that your major?::Bro: No, it's Linguistics. What's yours?::Dude-Guy: Gun Repair. It's a certificate course. [Buddy snickers] HEY! Some people like to shoot heroin - personally, I prefer cocaine - but I DO like to shoot guns.::Buddy: And someday, you'll have your very own certificate that says you're qualified to repair them, too.
Officer Girth: Gonna need you to pop the hood.::Dude-Guy: Want me to check it out? I work at a muffler shop. I recently got promoted.::Officer Girth: Now there's something you certainly don't read in the obits every day...
G.G.: One gunshot from a shotgun - senseless. So how d' you make this make sense? Take your time. Time your take. Some call it mean. I call it meaningful. Take my meaning?
Bags: I wish that owl would shut the f*ck up.::Bro: You know what Thoreau said about owls?::Bags: That he wished they would shut the f*ck up?
Bro: A voice said... Look me in the stars, and tell me truly men of earth, if all the soul and body scars were not too much to pay for birth.