bardrockcafe:

Passing skill checks with bad rolls is hilarious.

animalcrossingmemes:

rasputingold:

wrender:

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever

heavy is the class that has the minigun

4029444882:

swinging-from-my-cable:

guerrillatech:

How is it is supposed to work: your emotions are a response to your situation and surroundings. It is OK to feel the emotion. Now take that emotion and use your logical brain to decide which parts of the emotion fit the facts of the situation and which do not and why, and how you’re going to respond to said emotions (which is what tweet said, and what therapists say)

How people seem to interpret it: any emotional reaction is perfectly fine and I am not responsible for what I do out of emotion.

theslowesthnery:

thefloatingstone:

thefloatingstone:

I have a friend who is very into sumo.

Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.

But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron…

I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.

If they win a Sumo tournament they get a giant macaron.

cowboyusei:

scissors1999:

/gamerule keepInventory true

this is insanely funnier than my original post im so fucking mad

himbofisher:

Depends on if you land the follow through or not. I’m still working on that part.

lazyleafeon:

[image description: a three page comic starring ness and Paula from earthbound. they are beneath a grave yard. In the first page, paula snaps her fingers to ignite PK fire and says, “yes, got it!” once it ignites.

in the second page, Ness looks at the PK in wonder and says, “woah.” Paula says, “Ness, you’ve seen me do this a hundred times.” Ness replies, “and it’s still super cool!” Paula uses the pk fire to get a fire going while Ness asks, “say, how’d you find out you had PSI?”

Paula says, “so I’ve had telepathy for a while, right. But I thought that was normal. Like, people talk to their pets all the time. So I thought they understood them too.” She is seen holding up a cat. When she says I love you, the cat says love you back to her.

On the third page Paula says, “but on my 8th birthday, my parents couldn’t find anything to light the candles on my birthday cake. So I was thinking, we’ll, ‘I wish we had fire for the candles.’ And I lit the table cloth on fire.” The panels feature a younger paula who panics at the sight of the fire. The present paula asks Ness, “what about you?” Ness replies, “Well, I watched Air Bud and made my dog float on accident.” End ID]

origin story

viniter:

grox:

I love when machinery gets really hot and starts smelling bad and destroying itself it’s almost sexual. I didn’t mean that

daisiewilt:

willow:

sorry

hotvampireadjacent:

everyone is always so mad when i give them a cursed amulet like grow up you got a gift didnt you