why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
alright one sec
hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss
This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.
Me as a writer: It must be perfect, or they will all know I am a fraud, and no one will love me.
Me as a reader: Give us your tired verses, your poor prose, your half formed 2am conceptions yearning to be realised-
Me, writing: stop with the clichés. nobody wants to read about how there was only one bed
Me, reading: THERE’S ONLY ONE BEDRLKFNDWKRÖDDWWLNCFMCXÖDLWMXDCMXMLMDCMXBED
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marketing is everything
at this point i feel like staff want to ward off new users just as much as we do
HELLO???? WHAT????????
forgotten-legendary