tshifty:

angremlin:

leepacey:

does anybody else remember when the h*nger g*mes movies were big and there was that really dark, haunting song in them about a man getting lynched and people watching it because that kind of violence was so normalized in their world (that “are you are you coming to the tree, they strung up a man, they say he murdered three” song), and then in real life they made like a club version of that song to play on the radio

There is literally nothing funnier than the marketing of teh Hunger Games franchise because they couldn’t figure out what to do other than perfectly imitate the villains of the story

^^ It always drives me crazy the way the media and general public focused on the “love triangle” aspect of the Hunger Games, not even realizing that’s one of the biggest points Suzanne Collins was making: people will sell a fake romance story and wrap everything in layers of drama to avoid the real problems. The way the Hunger Games was advertised was exactly how the Capitol advertised Katniss in the books, and I swear to god they didn’t even realize what they were doing. 

eternalgirlscout:

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

bespectacled-ghost:

intjint:

ivan-fyodorovich:

off-brandhipster:

ivan-fyodorovich:

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

Tolkien: you can’t just patch random things together because you like them, everything has to fit together in a dense textural weave of reasonable causes and effects

Lewis: and then the witch from the other dimension turns the fox to stone for having a contraband tea party …

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

bellafleurs:

viliana-of-the-leil:

This one flopped on twitter but I’m trusting you guys here to appreciate this

rumman:

don’t cross the virtual picket line - boycott amazon MARCH 7 – 13

mulukhiyyah:

92m:

1617:

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

kevinw42:

indifferent2hole:

kipp-your-secrets:

kiwi-smug-silvalina:

rectumvsmicrowave:

gaygrungyalien:

commiedonnatartt:

jumpedoverthemoon:

Mushroom measuring spoons (from cracker barrel)

ouiouiouiouiouiouioui: