not this fucking guy

Til the rats are back

I'm watching bram stoker's dracula and what the fuck is up with dracula shaving keanu reeve's face?? that wasn't in the book!

now there's bloody soft core porn? what? why? huh??

man dracula sucks at this shit, van helsing’s got him figured out already

I'm watching bram stoker's dracula and what the fuck is up with dracula shaving keanu reeve's face?? that wasn't in the book!

now there’s bloody soft core porn? what? why? huh??

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I’m watching bram stoker’s dracula and what the fuck is up with dracula shaving keanu reeve’s face?? that wasn’t in the book!

I play nonogram on this app with super sketchy ads. My favourites so far:

-the cult promotion ads
-”bike through taiwaan alone, discover who you are, it’s easy and fun!”
-the gay christmas movie
-the ads that are not in english for canadian services

isabelle i literally have no idea what you’re talking about

oh god if it wasnt the covid times i would be at the place downtown where the freaks all come around it's a hole in the wall it's a dirty free for all

oh my god there’s a preist on my dad’s zoom call and they’re making my dad pray

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