croutoncat:

reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter

lumsel:

snowflakeeel:

I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”

women want me, but fish? fish pity me

inthefallofasparrow:

1. The Magician

the-bright-path:

merenwennolat:

tomboyluce:

portraitoftheoddity:

lynati:

savethefirecat:

foreverravenclaw:

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

For those who can’t go to the ocean…. 

…I can bring an ocean to you.

thank you

Adding My Ocean:

Some more beach/ocean photos 💛

headspace-hotel:

puzzled-niri:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

sometimes it’s like. I have been so brave for so long. I deserve the universe not being terrifying for 5 minutes

This is getting a lot of notes all of a sudden, y’all ok

Are you?

*starts crying*

thetransmascbadass:

eanholt:

prokopetz:

Yes, yes, “blood for the blood god” and all, but when you think about it, why would the blood god want blood?

I mean, they’re the blood god.

Presumably they already have blood.

You’re giving them the one thing that by definition they already have in great supply.

I don’t think you end up the blood god by saying “yeah, that seems like a reasonable amount of blood.”

enecoo:

friendshipismax:

enecoo:

I haven’t watched Naruto, but did he die at the end?

Nope. He becomes the Hokage like he always wanted to be and becomes a father. 

Then I will finish the job