The Umbrella Academy as people at parties

Luther: crying in the bathroom because his girlfriend left him

Diego: Gets into a fight

Allison: Makes out with someone in the bedroom

Klaus: absolutely drunk and high out of his mind

Five: drinking under the table

Ben: designated driver

Vanya: standing awkwardly in the corner

Klaus: do you have a permit to be that baby?

Five: I will break your fucking legs

I want to write Umbrella Academy one shots, send me writing prompts and requests.

I will not write smut or incest, ya weirdos

This bitch just published chapter one of my Umbrella Academy fanfiction!

The Umbrella Academy as shit people in my gym class said

Luther: come on, you guys! We’re supposed to be a team, but you’re all terrible!

Diego: I want my mom, I don’t want to do this

Allison: I’m not good at this, but we can pretend

Klaus, to Reginald: you’re just going watch us have meltdowns? That’s chill

Five:at least we’re all going to die soon

Ben: I’ll just watch, partly because I can’t play, but mostly because I don’t want to

Vanya: I’m just having three mental breakdowns at once.

Bonus:

Grace:I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m having fun!

Reginald: Jesus Christ, you all suck

The Umbrella Academy as memes in my camera roll

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Number Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

Luther: daddy?

Reginald: DO I LOOK–

Nobody:

Vanya:

If Dolores and Number Five had a love song, this would be it