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peebong:

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she-aint-my-girl:

kaijuno:

Wake up babe they made soap u can fuck

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broadwaytheanimatedseries:

candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva:

dangerous-doodle:

official-lucifers-child:

crack–attack:

dreamterlude:

gayarsonist:

hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i’m actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

hero: hey man its okay that was good you uh you did good back there

villain: i did good??

hero: i mean- bad!! you did bad!!

villain: I did BAD?!?!

hero: i mean… you did good at being bad!

villain: oh… thank you?

hero: *awkwardness intensifies* no problem…

villain, tearing up again: no one has ever told me I’m good at anything!

hero: where are your parents I just want to talk

All the best hero - villain dynamics just lead right back to these two

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cigarette-eater:

no mom it’s not a crush it’s gender envy

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thexfiles:

i love women. in the feminist way and in the gay way. happy international women’s day

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nuttypeanutpersona:

Please don’t pay the extra 30 dollars to watch Raya and the Last Dragon on top of the subscription fee you are already paying. Do not normalize this. There is no reason you should pay that much to watch a movie in your own home, a few months earlier than everyone else. If you buy into this, they will keep doing it. They are calling it an experiment for a reason. 

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zuzusexytiems:

jalapeepo:

widdlegast:

creolesasuke:

australiansanta:

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

DLJDGSJHLHDKHKSHDHKD

americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

americans see a tree rodent and go ‘look a skwurl’

americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr

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write-fromthe-start:

I hope Harry and Meghan name their daughter Diana so I can watch the monarchy collapse in real time.

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porthavens:

porthavens:

im on tumblr mobile. i scroll down the tumblr dash. i accidentally hit the create post button. i back out of the menu. im at the top of the dash again. i scroll past the posts ive seen and then hit new ones. i reblog one with a tag. im at the top of the dash again.

my name is sisyphus and my boulder is this fucking shitass app

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cheeso:

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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angiebug101:

callmeprincebubblegum:

protect asian lives. say it with me.

“protect asian lives”

asians worldwide are being beaten and killed. and it keeps going unnoticed. if you are being silent, fuck you.

the amount of hate crimes against asians have risen 1900%. it’s not our fucking fault we are in this pandemic. asians arent a virus or a disease. leave us the fuck alone.

now say it again.

PROTECT ASIAN LIVES

if you consume any part of asian culture reblog this

if you have asian friends reblog this

if you are a decent fucking human being reblog this

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lovervirgo:

i would die for this little boy

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dathen:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love

like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about myself or insisting that I was too busy for a relationship or making myself go out on uncomfortable and pointless dates just to make a show of trying to not be single. there’s such an expectation that if you’re single you should be actively working of changing that, and it’s like. nah. there are 9999 other things you can be focusing your time and energy on and if you don’t really feel like being in a relationship now or ever that’s cool.

True whether someone is aromantic or not

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thebibliosphere:

creekfiend:

tsrabbits:

My little sister is a nurse in a hospital that specifically caters to heart/lung things. I talked with her today a bit about the covid vaccine and how I felt guilty signing up for it when I’m absurdly low risk and she didn’t even hesitate when telling me to GET IT.

Apparently they’re seeing a lot of high risk people not getting the vaccine because of microchips or what the fuck ever the conspiracy theory of the week is. By getting the vaccine, even if you’re low risk, you’re protecting those who are gullible enough to reject it because FacebookDotEagleDotTrump said it’s BAD (and those who might have a legitimate medical reason not to.)

Anyways. Get the vaccine. Protect dumb boomers & MAGAs whether they like it or not. My little sister is tired of watching grandmas die because Quanon said the gubernment was gonna track their casseroles.

This just singlehandedly erased all my remaining guilt about getting the vaccine in rural GA, thnk u

Just to add onto this, I’ve had friends telling me they feel guilty for getting vaccinated before me, even though I’m high risk and they’re not. So I’m going to tell you what I told them: by getting vaccinated you are protecting me.

You are protecting me and every other vulnerable person who either can’t get vaccinated for health reasons, or who is unable to get the vaccine at present because wait times are a mess. Please do not feel guilty about getting vaccinated before vulnerable people, you are still helping us. You are not taking spots from us, you are contributing to making society safer for both yourself and the vulnerable people in your life. Do not hesitate because you don’t feel vulnerable enough. Do it for the people in your life who are.

Thank you.

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