Kyle kills Killies

You know something's strangely amiss when Lafferty scores a hat trick in a competitive match.

It'll make Kilmarnock's late come back all the sweeter.

You're Killie Me

An act of mercy for all concerned?

More likely a disgruntled Celtic fan depriving ex-pat R*ngers fans in Canada, Australia and Penzance their moment of celebration in front of the computer screen.

Five minutes in . . . .

Kilmarnock 0 Rangers 3

A slow dance, some romance and R*ngers didn't stand a chance

Deserved it.

Going into the game I thought they'd get walloped and I was so, so happy to be proven wrong.

McCourt answered his doubters and showed that he could perform in a big game. His reverse pass in the first half that created a scoring chance for Forrest was the pass of the game . . . Miller went missing . . . Samaras should have got a hat trick (and deserved it) . . . Mulgrew was good going forward but scares the hell out of the spectator when called upon to defend . . . Ness looks like one for the future for R*ngers . . . . and Forrest still looks like he'd get carded if he tried to get into an over-12's youth disco.

R*ngers are still the favourites for the league, but this win makes it much more interesting.