"What do you mean, I have to be kneecapped?"

120/50

"Exhibition . . . Exhibition of Italian surrealists . . . Kelvingrove Art Gallery . . . "

119/50

"I was merely showing my contempt for the record selection."

118/50

"How come they're talking funny?"

117/50

"Go on. Hazard a guess."

116/50

"It's the corpse's brother"

115/50

"Try asking in Gaelic."

114/50

"I'd sooner be in Ardrossan"

113/50

"Dolls . . . who needs them?"

112/50

"I was quite enjoying that . . . "

111/50

"You think Roy Castle's funny."

Arguably one of the best BBC comedy-dramas from the 1980s.

It broke my teenage heart to discover that that wasn't Emma Thompson's real accent.