The United States Geological Survey (USGS, formerly simply Geological Survey) is a scientific agency of the United States government. The scientists of the USGS study the landscape of the United States, its natural resources, and the natural hazards that threaten it. The organization has four major science disciplines, concerning biology, geography, geology, and hydrology. The USGS is a fact-finding research organization with no regulatory responsibility.
A bureau of the United States Department of the Interior, it is that department's sole scientific agency. The USGS employs approximately 8,670 people and is headquartered in Reston, Virginia. The USGS also has major offices near Lakewood, Colorado, at the Denver Federal Center, and Menlo Park, California.
The current motto of the USGS, in use since August 1997, is "Science for a changing World." The agency's previous slogan, adopted on the occasion of its hundredth anniversary, was "Earth Science in the Public Service."
Irgendwo aus England, aus 'nem finsteren Labor,
drang vor kurzem eine krasse Neuigkeit hervor.
Da ham'se wohl aus Lust und Laune experimentiert
und mit ein paar Genen so herummanipuliert.
Heraus kam ein süßes kleines Schaf,
und das bringt jetzt die Menschheit um den Schlaf!
Wie aus einem Munde fingen alle an zu schrei'n:
"Wenn man das mit Menschen macht! Das kann und darf nicht sein."
Man fordert jetzt Gesetze, die das Klonen sehr erschwer'n,
"Wo kommen wir dahin, wenn wir uns im Labor vermehr'n!"
Die Leute sagen, das wär nicht moralisch,
ich sehe das nicht ganz so theatralisch.
Denn meine Julia, die würd' ich gerne viermal klonen,
von mir aus könnten dann auch alle fünfe bei mir wohnen.
Ich finde diese Gen-Geschichte wirklich ziemlich nett,
denn bald hab' ich noch viel mehr Spaß im Bett.
The United States Geological Survey (USGS, formerly simply Geological Survey) is a scientific agency of the United States government. The scientists of the USGS study the landscape of the United States, its natural resources, and the natural hazards that threaten it. The organization has four major science disciplines, concerning biology, geography, geology, and hydrology. The USGS is a fact-finding research organization with no regulatory responsibility.
A bureau of the United States Department of the Interior, it is that department's sole scientific agency. The USGS employs approximately 8,670 people and is headquartered in Reston, Virginia. The USGS also has major offices near Lakewood, Colorado, at the Denver Federal Center, and Menlo Park, California.
The current motto of the USGS, in use since August 1997, is "Science for a changing World." The agency's previous slogan, adopted on the occasion of its hundredth anniversary, was "Earth Science in the Public Service."
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