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Eric Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is one of the main characters in the animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and voiced by Trey Parker. Cartman, generally referred to by his surname, is one of four central characters in South Park, along with his friends Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. Cartman first appeared, originally named Kenny, in prototypical form in a 1992 animated short Jesus vs. Frosty, and a 1995 animated short Jesus vs. Santa, and first appeared on television in the pilot episode of South Park, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe", on August 13, 1997.

Cartman is an elementary school student who lives with his mother in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, where he routinely has extraordinary experiences atypical of a small town. Cartman has been portrayed as aggressive, prejudiced, arrogant, and narcissistic since his character's inception; Stone and Parker describe the character as "a little Archie Bunker". These traits are significantly augmented in later seasons as his character evolves, and he begins to exhibit extremely psychopathic, sociopathic and manipulative behavior, and also be depicted as highly intelligent, able to execute morally appalling plans and business ideas with success.

Cartman (band)

Cartman was a four piece indie rock band from Perth, Western Australia.

History

Early years

The band was formed in 1997 in what began as a desperate attempt to enter a songwriting competition by Joe Hawkins.

"I had sent in a tape of some songs recorded at home on the four-track" begins Hawkins, the bands vocalist and rhythm guitarist. "Only trouble was that (to play the songs live) I needed to get a bass player and someone who could sing harmonies".
Cain Turnley, a trusted friend and a more than competent guitarist, was called on for a favour, "I had two weeks to rehearse the tunes and Id never picked up a bass before."

Performing under the name Mr. Pink, they were knocked out of the contest in the first round but continued to play together for the next four months. It was an exciting period, not only were they getting paid to play (a definite first), they had unlocked a formidable songwriting partnership. It was early days, yet under a heavy influence of The Beatles, Crowded House, Led Zeppelin and Soundgarden, the tunes were dynamic and exciting, all the while featuring strong melody and beautiful harmonies.

'Cartman' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

The Aristocrats (2005)

Actors: Chris Albrecht (actor), Jason Alexander (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Steven Banks (actor), Shelley Berman (actor), Lewis Black (actor), David Brenner (actor), Mario Cantone (actor), Drew Carey (actor), George Carlin (actor), Mark Cohen (actor), Billy Connolly (actor), Tim Conway (actor), Pat Cooper (actor), Chris Albrecht (actor),

Plot: Comedy veterans and co-creators Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza capitalize on their insider status and invite over 100 of their closest friends--who happen to be some of the biggest names in entertainment, from George Carlin, Whoopi Goldberg and Drew Carey to Gilbert Gottfried, Bob Saget, Paul Reiser and Sarah Silverman--to reminisce, analyze, deconstruct and deliver their own versions of the world's dirtiest joke, an old burlesque too extreme to be performed in public, called "The Aristocrats."

Keywords: 2000s, 69-sex-position, aborted-fetus, accent, amish, anal-sex, anilingus, anti-semitism, anus, aristocrat
Genres: Comedy, Documentary,
Taglines: 100 Superstar Comedians. One Very Dirty Joke. A family walks into a talent agent's office. What happens next is . . . No Nudity No Violence Unspeakable Obscenity 100 Comedians. One Very Dirty Joke.

Quotes:

Sarah Silverman: Joe Franklin loved The Aristocrats. He was like our rehearsal director when dad and my brother weren't there, and my mother and my nana weren't there. I was on his show... he said it wasn't a taped show, but we, like, did a show... yeah, it was his office. But he had a bed in it, like a couch... that he called "Uncle Joe's Bed for Little People", because a couch is like a bed for little people, y'know... Joe Franklin raped me.

Robin Williams: This is a joke that's pretty much exclusive to show business. You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you cunt!"

Carrie Fisher: My mother was a golden shower queen.

Bob Saget: Can I get a copy of this? I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House".

Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agent's office and says that he has an act...

Kyle: Cart-, Cart-, Cartman, I don't want to...::Cartman: [cutting off Kyle] Kyle! Will you hold on, please.

Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it.::Cartman: [pauses] Neither do I.

Cartman: You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me?::Kyle: No.

[as she gropes two stuffed animals]::Rita Rudner: Where did these people find employment? How did they develop this act? What made them think that this... this was entertaining?

Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80!

The Big Thing (2004)

Actors: Mathieu Courtemanche (actor), André Côté (actor), Olaf Gagnon (actor), Gilbert Geudreult (actor), Ion Ivanovici (actor), John Myszak (actor), Andrew Simms (actor), Robin Wilcock (actor), Karen Beverly (actress), Rachelle Lefevre (actress), Emily Newell (actress), Joanna Syrokomla (actress), Deborah Woffenden (actress), Julian Ferrera (producer), Julian Ferrera (producer),

Plot: 1851: Elias Howe receives patent for an "Automatic, Continuous Clothing Closure" (zipper) 1889: The Eiffel Tower is completed for the Parisian World Fair of the same year BUT, one detail that the history books never mention is that the World Ended that same year in 1889, in Paris. Just then, Lucifer & the Archangel Michael hatched a successful plan, followed it through, overcoming perilous obstacles, and got the job done. For the first time, our film documents and re-creates the End of the World as it really occurred.

Keywords: angel, antichrist, archangel-michael, biblical-satire, lucifer
Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: The history books are wrong: in 1889 Lucifer & the Archangel Michael succeeded in ending the World. For the first time, our film documents and re-creates the End of the World as it really occurred.

Quotes:

Barking Girl: [on all fours on top of bar table] Woof... Woof!

The Ripper (1997)

Actors: Curtis Barnott (actor), Dean Barton-Ancliffe (actor), Patrick Bergin (actor), David Clisby (actor), Peter Collingwood (actor), Adam Couper (actor), Colin Duckworth (actor), Michael Fry (actor), John Gregg (actor), Peter Hardy (actor), Denzil Howson (actor), Hamish Hughes (actor), Lisle Jones (actor), Chris Kemp (actor), Richie Akers (actor),

Plot: This telling of the story of Jack the Ripper focuses not on the killings as much as on the aristocratic lives of the people connected to the heir-apparent to the throne of England... who of course is the Ripper. It tells also of the investigator who dares to charge this man with such crimes, and of his love for a witness to one of the brutal slayings.

Keywords: 1800s, 1880s, 19th-century, animal-cruelty, animal-on-fire, animal-suffering, anti-semitism, aristocracy, arsenic, bachelor
Genres: Thriller,

Extreme Measures (1996)

Actors: Peter Appel (actor), Lawrence Arancio (actor), Shaun Austin-Olsen (actor), Gerry Becker (actor), Bernard Browne (actor), Johnie Chase (actor), David Cronenberg (actor), André De Shields (actor), Chris Edwards (actor), David Eisner (actor), Marc Gosselin (actor), Hugh Grant (actor), Paul Guilfoyle (actor), Gene Hackman (actor), Denis Akiyama (actor),

Plot: Thriller about Guy Luthan (Hugh Grant), a British doctor working at a hospital in New York who starts making unwanted enquiries when the body of a man who died in his emergency room disappears. The trail leads Luthan to the door of the eminent surgeon Dr Lawrence Myrick (Gene Hackman), but Luthan soon finds himself under in danger from people who want the hospital's secret to remain undiscovered.

Keywords: based-on-book, based-on-novel, blood, building, bum, cartoon-on-tv, corpse, death, deliberate-cruelty, doctor
Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Not all surgery is intended to cure. Don't move a muscle.

Quotes:

Dr. Lawrence Myrick: What if there was hope? What would it be worth to be able to walk again? To be able to feed yourself? To go back to your old life? To be a doctor? What would you endure?

Jodie Trammel: You made a moral choice and not a medical one. I guess I'm kind of surprised, that's all.::Dr. Guy Luthan: On my right I see a cop with pictures of his kids in his wallet, and on my left some guy who's taken out a gun on a city bus! I had ten seconds to make a choice. I hope I made the right one.

[repeated line]::Dr. Guy Luthan: Triphase...

Dr. Lawrence Myrick: People die everyday. And for what? For nothing. What do we do? What do *you* do? You take care of the ones you think you can save. Good doctors do the correct thing. Great doctors have the guts to do the right thing. Your father had those guts.::Dr. Guy Luthan: Those men upstairs, maybe there isn't much point to their lives. Maybe they are doing a great thing for the world. Maybe they are heroes. But they didn't choose to be. You chose for them. And you can't do that, because you're a doctor, and you took an oath. I don't care if you find a cure for every disease on the planet! You tortured and murdered those men upstairs, and that makes you a disgrace to your profession!

Dr. Guy Luthan: You're a creepy person, aren't you?

[Guy is facing an explusion hearing due to be wrongly accused of drugs charges]::Dr. Guy Luthan: Okay, look. It seems that you believe that I am somebody who had a great career, would just suddenly throw it all away. It seems more believable to you than somebody in this hospital is covering up the death of a patient of mine who's body just seemed to disappear into thin fucking air!

Det. Stone: Any time you need me, give me a call. It's Stone, as in Sharon.

Dr. Guy Luthan: [the Half-Mole stops at the top of a staircase, deep underground] Is it down there? Well I'm not paying you until I get there.::Half-Mole: [after a long pause and speaking for the first time] I don't go down there::Dr. Guy Luthan: How do I know you're telling the truth?::Half-Mole: You're still alive::Dr. Guy Luthan: [Guy hands him the money]::Half-Mole: To the bottom and through

Dr. Guy Luthan: Something strange has happened to one of my patients...::Dr. Jeffrey Manko: [not paying any attention] Now why won't this new system accept my security code?::Dr. Guy Luthan: Okay, listen...

Dr. Guy Luthan: Listen to me for fuck's sake I'm not killing anyone! I'm here because whoever did kill Claude has fucked up my life! Is Teddy here? If Teddy is here, you *have* to let me *see* him!::Mole Lady: [after a long pause] He's here::Dr. Guy Luthan: [as Ted writhes in pain] How long has he been here?::Mole Lady: Four days. We found him at the factories, he was trying to make his way back here::Dr. Guy Luthan: Okay, I just need to turn him over. Here, hold his head [it reveals a nasty gash exposing a vertebrae] Jesus... That's why they do the lab tests::Mole Lady: Who's 'they'?::Dr. Guy Luthan: [not appearing to hear] That's why they do the lab tests. Someone's using healthy subjects::Mole Leader: Why us?::Dr. Guy Luthan: They think you won't be missed::Mole Leader: It's Gramercy, isn't it? That's where we all go::Dr. Guy Luthan: Wait a minute, what others are you talking about?::Skicap: He knows... and this motherfucker's in on it!::Mole Leader: [he glares, warning the other man to back off] We had a guy from the dockywards... they take the strong ones, they take men::Dr. Guy Luthan: They're playing with healthy spines... someone's cut him...

The Spirit of Christmas (1995)

Actors: Trey Parker (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Matt Stone (actor), Matt Stone (actor), Matt Stone (actor), Brian Graden (producer), Trey Parker (producer), Trey Parker (writer), Matt Stone (writer), Trey Parker (director), Matt Stone (director),

Plot: A heart warming tale of four children trying to decide which to cheer for: Jesus, or Santa. It almost makes one wonder what Brian Boitano would do in this situation. In the end, though, they decide that Christmas isn't a time for settling old scores, Christmas is about one thing: presents.

Keywords: adult-animation, christmas, cult-film, independent-film, kung-fu, martial-arts, reference-to-jesus-christ, remake, santa-claus, sequel
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

[after Cartman makes a remark about Jews]::Kyle: Don't you oppress me, fat boy!::Cartman: Don't call me fat, buttfucker!::Kyle: Then don't belittle my people you fuckin' fatass!::Cartman: GODDAMMIT, DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU BUTTFUCKING SONOFABITCH!

Kyle: OH MY GOD! They've killed Kenny!

Santa: Ho, ho ho! We meet again, Jesus!::Jesus: You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time, Kringle!::Santa: I bring happiness and love to children all over the world!::Jesus: Christmas is for celebrating my birth!::Santa: Christmas is for giving!::Jesus: I'm here to put an end to your blasphemy!::Santa: This time we finish it! There can be only one!::Stan: Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.

Stan: Dude, we've got to think, here! What would Brian Boitano do?

Brian Boitano: Did someone say my name?::Stan: Hey look, it's Brian Boitano!::Kyle: What incredible irony!

Jesus: Behold my glory!::Stan: Holy shit! It's Jesus!

Jesus: I come seeking retribution!::Stan: He's come to kill you 'cause you're Jewish, Kyle!::Kyle: Oh, FUCK! I'm sorry Jesus, don't kill me!::Jesus: Nay, fear not, I love all my children!::Kyle: Whew!

Jesus: Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right.::Stan: Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude!

Cartman: Hey! Goddamnit, you stepped on my foot, you pig-fucker!::Stan: Dude, don't say "pig-fucker" in front of Jesus!

Stan: Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing.::Cartman: Yeah, ham.::Stan: No not ham, you fat fuck!::Cartman: Fuck you!::Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.::Kyle: What?::Stan: Presents.::Kyle: Ah.::Stan: Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.

Black Hand (1950)

Actors: John Bagni (actor), Tony Barrett (actor), Ray Bennett (actor), Robert Blake (actor), Dino Bolognese (actor), David Bond (actor), Eugene Borden (actor), Chet Brandenburg (actor), Peter Brocco (actor), Morgan Brown (actor), John Carboni (actor), Peter Cusanelli (actor), Anthony Dante (actor), Joseph DeAngelo (actor), John Ardizoni (actor),

Plot: Now grown-up, Johnny Columbo returns to New York from Italy having sworn a vendetta against the Black Hand who killed his father years earlier. Becoming romantically involved with a girl from school and meeting up with an honest cop also fighting the gangs, Columbo starts to wonder if there may be legal ways to defeat them.

Keywords: 1920s, 1940s, color-in-title, death-of-father, explosion, extortion, fugitive, gangster, held-at-gunpoint, henchman
Genres: Crime, Film-Noir, Thriller,

Cartman Filmography



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Sleepless World

We refuse to comply
To how all others live and die
We won't be swallowed by the grey
Living life to fade away
Day turns into night unnoticed
As we try to own our mind
And the only thing awake with us
Is the clock that ticks away time
Chorus:
Seeking solitude with our kind
All bounderies undermined
Wandering through the night unheard
We belong to the sleepless world
While the others rest in peace
We free ourselves from the disease
To run away from all regret
We come to life when light is dead
We refuse to be part
Of the ones drained from the start
Cause for them all there is
Is chasing after what's meaningless
So the others should just stay away
Do the same thing every day
Without asking questions anyway
We carry on 'till time has past
Chorus
We are drawn to the night
While everybody's running...
Chorus

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