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PANEL 1: Fernis sits at a table with pamphlets and a sign. He has a name tag.
FERNIS: I’m a refugee myself, I know how I might help people.
If they need food, I give ‘em a chit for the evening meal and a box lunch.
For health care, I send ‘em to Brian. For shelter, we got tents and wood and tools.
We’re working on a plumbing system.
FETCH: Er, what?
FERNIS: See Hob.
PANEL 2: Hob and Izzy sit at a booth with boxes of pipes and plumbing tools. They also have name tags.
HOB: Bein’ a house Fae, I know me way around the jacks.
So I handle all our sanitation needs, see?
IZZY: Then how come I’m the one always covered in filth?
HOB: Cuz I’m the boss.
PANEL 3: Fetch and Owen talk to Bridget (wearing a name tag), who flutters in front of her library.
FETCH: Nice library. Where did you get the books?
BRIDGET: From the human world.
I collect all the books they forget to return to their library, or misplace, or lend to a friend and never get back.
OWEN: No wonder I can never find mine.
PANEL 4: Bridget flutters over to Mary, who is reading to a group of children. One of them speaks up.
BRIDGET: I lend lots of books to the witch Mary’s school for refugee and homeless kids.
MARY: Right now is story time. Today we’re on Lady Chatterley's Lover.
CHILD: I’m learning so much!
PANEL 5: Fetch talks to Mary while Owen looks on.
FETCH: Nice! What do you teach ‘em.
MARY: Oh, the basics. Witchcraft, dark magic, demonic possession, and baking pies.
OWEN: Mmm, what’s in the pies?
PANEL 6: Mary smiles wickedly at Owen.
MARY: Hee, hee. Don’t sweat, sweetie. Not children.
OWEN: Oh. Um, good.
MARY: For now.
FERNIS: I’m a refugee myself, I know how I might help people.
If they need food, I give ‘em a chit for the evening meal and a box lunch.
For health care, I send ‘em to Brian. For shelter, we got tents and wood and tools.
We’re working on a plumbing system.
FETCH: Er, what?
FERNIS: See Hob.
PANEL 2: Hob and Izzy sit at a booth with boxes of pipes and plumbing tools. They also have name tags.
HOB: Bein’ a house Fae, I know me way around the jacks.
So I handle all our sanitation needs, see?
IZZY: Then how come I’m the one always covered in filth?
HOB: Cuz I’m the boss.
PANEL 3: Fetch and Owen talk to Bridget (wearing a name tag), who flutters in front of her library.
FETCH: Nice library. Where did you get the books?
BRIDGET: From the human world.
I collect all the books they forget to return to their library, or misplace, or lend to a friend and never get back.
OWEN: No wonder I can never find mine.
PANEL 4: Bridget flutters over to Mary, who is reading to a group of children. One of them speaks up.
BRIDGET: I lend lots of books to the witch Mary’s school for refugee and homeless kids.
MARY: Right now is story time. Today we’re on Lady Chatterley's Lover.
CHILD: I’m learning so much!
PANEL 5: Fetch talks to Mary while Owen looks on.
FETCH: Nice! What do you teach ‘em.
MARY: Oh, the basics. Witchcraft, dark magic, demonic possession, and baking pies.
OWEN: Mmm, what’s in the pies?
PANEL 6: Mary smiles wickedly at Owen.
MARY: Hee, hee. Don’t sweat, sweetie. Not children.
OWEN: Oh. Um, good.
MARY: For now.
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