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@AndrewPStreet

Writing guy that does all the writing, and author of several book-things. Opinions expressed are yours.

Kaurna Land, South Australia
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Nov 2020

    *to be read in the voice of Fred Schneider of the B-52s.

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Crazy idea: how about we *don’t* have casinos?

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    Feb 8

    Today we went to Parliament with cheques for Ms Berejiklian & Mr Barilaro to sign for the money they cheated our communities out of through their $252 mill slush fund 😡💰Mr Pork-Barrel-Aro (self titled) would hate it if you RT this & helped reveal the truth about this rort ... – at NSW Parliament House

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    14 hours ago

    THREAD: No I won't link to the article by the agrarian socialists trying to wrench back leadership of the Nationals. And I'll leave it to the people who are still writing about these issues to expose and shred the numerous fallacies contained therein. However,

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  5. 8 hours ago

    Why is it that "Tony Abbott" only trends when he's said something abhorrent or is being drawn by a bigot, and never because of unexpected crocodiles or a car full of bees?

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  6. 8 hours ago

    Has Bolt's hot take on how THE LOONY LEFT CANCELLED EDDIE MCGUIRE WITH THEIR CANCEL CULTURE CANCELLING EVERYTHING come out yet, or later today and then over and over again for the next two fucking weeks?

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  7. 9 hours ago

    It finally IS a proud day for Collingwood!

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  8. Retweeted
    Feb 7

    South Australia achieves world-leading 60pct wind and solar share over last year via

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  9. Retweeted
    Feb 7

    This shit just never fucking ends. Next time, can we vote for a prime minister who actually understands the job description?

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  10. Feb 4

    Feeling exhausted at the end of a long week? Why not liven up your Friday night by accidentally saying “I love you” instead of “thanks” to the startled-looking girl at the Red Rooster drive through?

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  11. Feb 4

    SA Best MLC is being attacked for being a parent and supporting better abortion laws. I wrote this years ago when my son was born, and I stand by it now.

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  12. Feb 4

    Craig Kelly’s power isn’t in crossing the floor: it’s in knowing that if Morrison calls him over his batshit posts he’ll just jump to the crazy-embracing bosom of the Nationals and illustrate how impotent the PM actually is in terms of keeping his government in line.

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  13. Feb 4

    Given that Kelly is a member of the government which he claims is now killing people with COVID does this mean that he's claiming this dark conspiracy goes all the way up to… HIMSELF? Wow. WHAT A TWIST!

    Surely enough is enough?? Time for the PM to act. He must decide whether Craig Kelly should remain part of his government.
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  14. Retweeted
    Feb 4

    The case of the govt grant, a company part owned by a minister, the last federal election, a false declaration to the AEC re: a section 44 breach....ministerial standards, what ministerial standards.

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  15. Feb 3

    I realise this isn't the #1 takeaway from these press conferences, but I'm inspired by the sheer number of errands all the asymptomatic people spreading COVID-19 apparently manage to carry out in a single day.

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    Feb 2
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  17. Feb 2

    Craig Kelly's days are numbered and I reckon Morrison has a cunning plan in place already. It's a very special free screed from my several-times-a-week Patreon column (which is a bargain US $3 a month if you then fancy subscribing).

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  18. Feb 2

    "According to the papers, the Labor Party are set to knife Albo and replaced him with something more electable in regional QLD, like a lump of coal or a roadsign with bullet holes in it." Those anti-Albo headlines are smelling mighty iffy to me.

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    Jan 31

    "We're not going to make profitable companies pay back JobKeeper money they weren't owed" says government that hounded Centrelink recipients to death

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  20. Feb 1

    There is a baby blue tongue living in my front garden. This delights me more than I think is entirely reasonable.

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  21. Jan 31

    I will be forever grateful to Dora The Explorer for teaching me to adopt Swiper's plaintive "oh, *man*" as a charmingly family-friendly alternative to my pre-child-owning exhortation, "OH GODDAMN YOU CUNTMOTHERING SHITFUCKER."

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