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Collie flower harvest is looking good this year (v.redd.it)

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THIS IS NOT. THE MATTRESS. I TOLD YOU. TO ORDER. BRENDA. by TurdsforNipples in aww

[–]TurdsforNipples[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, sorry about that. I actually didn't find it through TikTok, and was unable to trace it back to its original source. I always try to.

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THIS IS NOT. THE MATTRESS. I TOLD YOU. TO ORDER. BRENDA. (v.redd.it)

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What song whenever it comes on requires an immediate and substantial increase in volume? (self.AskReddit)

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You have been stopped in the street by a mob of protesters who start pounding on your car and yelling at you. what do you do? by 74E6 in AskReddit

[–]TurdsforNipples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use my two ton ramming machine to GTFO

What is an instant turn off for you ? by Rohankumaar14 in AskReddit

[–]TurdsforNipples 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Fishing for compliments

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Just a mama cat tucking in her babies... (v.redd.it)

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2000 year old Sapphire ring thought to have belonged to Roman Emperor Caligula. It it appears to be a portrait of Caligula's fourth—and last—wife, Caesonia. Caligula ruled from 37 CE, but his reign was cut short after four years when he was assassinated. by Fluid-Daydreamer in interestingasfuck

[–]TurdsforNipples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thumbnail looks like a weird tire with gold rims

Scratch my wigglebutt. No time to explain. by TurdsforNipples in WiggleButts

[–]TurdsforNipples[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Credit to woefullyesoteric on Tiktok

Scratch my wigglebutt. No time to explain. by TurdsforNipples in WiggleButts

[–]TurdsforNipples[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Damn, sorry about that. I actually didn't find it through TikTok, and was unable to trace it back to its original source. I always try to.

What are some things that teenagers won't understand? by JoestarFord in AskReddit

[–]TurdsforNipples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • Scrambled porn and the unicorn that was the clear blue boob

  • Dial-up internet

  • Going to Blockbuster and the joy of finding a sold out game/movie in the return cart

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If my chin fits, my chin sits (v.redd.it)

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Larry King, Legendary Interviewer And TV Host, Dies Aged 87 by SeacattleMoohawks in news

[–]TurdsforNipples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly thought he was already dead.

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Scratch my wigglebutt. No time to explain. (v.redd.it)

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Downward facing doggo by [deleted] in aww

[–]TurdsforNipples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Source is teslatheminiaussie on IG

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What's a problem you've been dealing with that might be entirely unique to you? (self.AskReddit)

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What food do you dislike solely for its texture? by shaelygnauvah in AskReddit

[–]TurdsforNipples 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rice pudding.

Can't do it.

What’s your guilty pleasure ? by soy-un_perdedor_ in AskReddit

[–]TurdsforNipples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hallmark Channel movies

Their light-hearted nature is just what I needed in 2020. Also I like to do other things while watching and you never have to worry about missing something important.

Men of reddit, no one checks on you, how's your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurdsforNipples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tough day but at least its Friday and I have no obligations over the weekend.

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Autoducks, roll out! (v.redd.it)

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If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real world physics, what would you attempt first? (self.AskReddit)

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If there was a Dog Bible, what would be some of its commandments? by Any-sao in AskReddit

[–]TurdsforNipples 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thou shalt not let human take, only throw.

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I hugs you now, k? (v.redd.it)

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If you were tasked with inserting a single rubber duckie into any moment in history in order to cause the most confusion, where & when would you place it? (self.AskReddit)

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I hope this makes your day! by Rover-II in aww

[–]TurdsforNipples -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That is a real life teddy bear!!! Hugging a duck!

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