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Blursed counting by Yackitori in blursedimages

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 760 points761 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, the hands are fine up until 6, where there start to be too many fingers for one hand. By the way, this is the last explanation I'm gonna do, until next year that is. It's been fun guys. Peter out!

Blursed_our bench by ScavengingOpossum in blursedimages

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, the bench has 2 hammer and sickles next to it, which are used on the USSR flag.

Le betrayal from a friend has arrived by jijikhal in dogelore

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 1080 points1081 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, in their early days of minecraft, people are often tricked into spawning the wither.

MY CRUSH SAID YES!!!!111 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 4187 points4188 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, we are led to believe that the guys crush said yes to him asking her out, but the twist was that she said yes to him asking if she had a boyfriend .

Heads I win, tails you lose. by Fuhged_daboud_it in teenagers

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 273 points274 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is a lose lose for whoever is fooled by this, as if they land on heads they will lose, and if they land on tails they will lose.

Shaved Bigfoot. by Doomguy2021 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, those are beautiful looking feet. Don't you just wanna suck em?

2meirl4meirl by rVercors in 2meirl4meirl

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, when people spend a lot of time alone they get used to it.

blursed steve by lego_hat in blursedimages

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, realistic steve

Blursed cat by juelbo in blursedimages

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, the two gifs of the cat jumping are

Blursed cat by juelbo in blursedimages

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 38 points39 points  (0 children)

meant to merge together into 1 gif, just like these 2 comments should merge together into one.

Fuc this subreddit please mods stop this by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 5729 points5730 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the post, returning for my cake day. So basically, what OP is saying is right, due to all the people here lying for attention no one can really be trusted here anymore.

Blursed shadow by Tacotomato89 in blursedimages

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, it looks like the sign is a guy with a massive boner in the shadow.

Cursed toys by mango377 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, the pony in the jar is a reference to the pony cum jar project.

Saying random TV show quotes until I get a gf by yjuan445 in teenagers

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this legend is saying TV quotes every day.

"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size." by Thefatrappist in teenagers

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 4081 points4082 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, at first this sounds like sex, but it is in fact not.

Today my dad asked me what a meme was. by FlexicutionRick in teenagers

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 2415 points2416 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, I have no idea either. My job is explaining memes, not what memes are.

Blursed_Croissant by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, cube croissant

Blursed_Order by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, this is a reference to the Star Wars line “execute order 66” as that is palpatines order number.

Saw this on tinder today, unfortunately we didnt match by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, these 2 legends cosplayed as mermaid man and barnacle boy.

blursed_reccomendation by Parking-Zone in blursedimages

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, the way the 2 thumbnails are placed makes it look like vsauce is eating some chicken.

This is for boys only by dinakat in teenagers

[–]PeterExplainsTheJoke 2139 points2140 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, if you are a girl... You have been accused of anti-soviet behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot.