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[WP] The year is 2477, and for the past 200 years, man has only tasted food in the form of a flavored pill, yet rumor has it, that a certain legendary drug, called, "Starburst", can be bought for the right price on the underground black market... (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Your life during the day as Alfred Pennyworth can be stressful as a butler to a moody, single, billionaire crime fighter, but night time is well worth the wait when you don your purple suit and step into the evening as The Joker. (self.WritingPrompts)

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Roast my 91 Supra with missing grilles by mk3a70 in RoastMyCar

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iT's A sUPrA

it’s a civic so i already know y’all got some good roasts... by Brandonncr in RoastMyCar

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iT's A tYpE r

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[WP] You and your husband have just left the cemetery, where you buried your nephew, Peter. Suddenly you notice a small red bite mark on the back of your hand, at the same time a black tar-like substance begins crawling up your husband's leg... (self.WritingPrompts)

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Can Someone Explain This To Me? (self.joker)

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That Video The Church Of Scientology Tried To Take Down Where Tom Cruise Salutes A Portrait Of Its Dead Founder by CrackerWars in videos

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The only group to have a bigger graveyard than the Clintons

[EU] The position of "Black Widow" is up for grabs, and many notable spies are attempting to seal the deal with S.H.I.E.L.D including: Kim Possible, a trio a spies from the organization WOOP, And a 10-year-old girl who insists on being called "Numbah 3" by Totally_Not_Thanos in WritingPrompts

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Nick Fury glanced at his watch again. The three potential agents shifted nervously. Under his breath he muttered, "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

PsBattle: Winston Churchill holding a Tommy gun by 27clubRIP in photoshopbattles

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I'm about to take you out prematurely, like your family

DoLittle official character posters by OrangeKM in movies

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What if this is a secret Marvel movie that is showing us Tony's reincarnation?

Trump signs bill backing Hong Kong protesters into law, in spite of Beijing's objections by pipsdontsqueak in worldnews

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He's not a normal and reasonable person. That's what got him elected.

If you are trying to succeed in day trading or you are new, my advice is to stay away from low floats by 3acor in Daytrading

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I made $3200 off of HEPA yesterday. Just from scalping lol

What is something you spend a ton of money on that the vast majority of people never would? by filthy-fuckin-casual in AskReddit

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Dildos

New Jersey woman convicted of vehicular homicide for texting while driving by IAmNotARobot124 in news

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I work in the underground utility location business, and am constantly around main highways. I would say that of all the people that I see driving, 90% are staring at their phones

Reddit, What instantly ruins a movie for you? by Lucaswebb in AskReddit

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The moment I find out Amy Schumer is in it

Top House Democrat Says Nunes Will ‘Quite Likely, Without Question’ Face Investigation by AverageJoe5555 in worldnews

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Of course they are. That's all we have these days. Investigations

Roast My “Yee” Truck by BSteazyTV in RoastMyCar

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Looks like it smells like your cousins panties

Biden says he won't legalize marijuana because it may be a 'gateway drug' by Augie-Morosco in politics

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Two Words: Obama's Bitch

Biden says he won't legalize marijuana because it may be a 'gateway drug' by Augie-Morosco in politics

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In other news, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders both experienced a substantial increase in recent polling data. Analysts are baffled.

I am gay and I only bottom. Dont hold back by kneelb4usir in RoastMe

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This comment is going places

22M Graduated College,Single,unemployed.End me. by Karunik in RoastMe

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"You try some of my delicious cookie-cookie?"

22M Graduated College,Single,unemployed.End me. by Karunik in RoastMe

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Your face sounds like technical support

I went to court today and got my charges dropped. Ruin my day ;) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Toss a salad, get a case tossed?

Too selfconcious, need to come down by advoc4tio in RoastMe

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Altar boy by day, Green Day groupie by night

I share birthday's with Danny DeVito, I made a bet to not drink any alcohol this month, and sobriety is making me feel like shit. End my life before I drown myself in liquor next month. Start blasting reddit... by trantitus in RoastMe

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You look like you just lost to Ip Man in a fist fight

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