ascending_shark.mp4
Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that
ascending_shark.mp4
Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that
How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt
HoW!?
Umm
Insurance companies are such parasites.
It's like someone saying they'll sell you a candy bar for 10,000$ and when you tell them that's insane they say okay I'll sell it to you for 50$ if you subscribe to a 30$/mo club service.
It’s not the insurance companies’ fault that stuff costs as much as it does though. This analogy only works if your hospital is the one selling you insurance
The candy bar does not cost 10,000$. The insurance company gets the producers to jack up the prices in exchange for a cut of the profits by holding the consumer hostage.
I'm Mexican. I have free government insurance so I get things like the dentist for free. Last time I needed a tooth filling I had some extra cash and didn't want to go through the hassle of queuing up to get an appointment, so I went with a private option.
I got a very pretty prosthetic that looks pretty much real, plus the drilling and cleaning, in two sessions, for under USD$40.
The exact same treatment costs between $200 and $4,500 in the US according to Google. If your insurance doesn't cover it, and it often doesn't, depending on where you live it's cheaper to fly to Mexico, get your tooth fixed here, and fly back after a week's stay than it is to get it at your local dentist.
Let me repeat in case it didn't register:
You people are being ripped off and told to call it freedom.
That sailor was a fucking bro
you’re laughing. he’s failing his acrobatics check and you’re laughing
found the funniest Tiktok of 2021 (so far)
Satire is dead
Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, Idina Menzel, & James Marsden
in ENCHANTED (2007) dir. Kevin Lima
Why did “be critical of your media” turn into “find all its flaws and hate it” why did people become allergic to FUN
Because people confuse “critical as in critical thinking” with “critical as in criticizing something,” so they think that “look for something bad, no matter how far-fetched” is what “being critical” means.
They also don’t realize that “literary criticism” means…
Okay. What literary criticism IS, is like taking a mechanical clock apart to see all the gears and learn how it fits together and approach your next clock with more knowledge of what makes it tick.
What they THINK literary criticism means is, you take the clock apart and beat all the pieces with a hammer, then scream at it because it doesn’t tick for you the way it used to.
i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90
no pls im begging you
Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito