The other best scene in The Lord of the Rings is when Saruman reveals to Gandalf that
1.) he’s evil now 2.) he’s taking him prisoner 3.) that he had reinvented himself and, rather than simple white, was now wearing an iridescent holographic technicolor pastel rave coat of all the colors of the rainbow
which is, coincidentally, the only correct way to come out to your family
Don’t forget that the country you’re in is being invaded by a much larger nation, one of your fellow townspeople has PTSD from being tortured in a POW camp and it’s causing him to lash out at his wife, one of the marriage candidates lives in an abusive household, another one is suicidally depressed, the mayor is using taxpayers’ money to build solid gold statues of himself while the infrastructure crumbles but everybody’s so disenfranchised with politics that nobody ever stands against him for election and, oh yes, the main plot of the game is that a supermarket is trying to destroy the town so that they can stripmine the local area.
Stardew Valley is wild cause it’s this fun wholesome little game where you raise animals and grow crops and get married but it also has monsters and dwarves and the mayor and rancher lady are secretly fucking and it’s heavily implied the shop owner’s daughter is actually an illegitimate child his wife had with the local wizard and there’s a note from your grandpa saying he’s gonna return from the grave and visit you on the dawn of your third year in the valley
They weren’t really games, you know. They were training me. Turning me into a weapon “for justice,” they said. They got their weapon. I got cheated out of my childhood.
the funniest part of death note was when light thought, “The police are spying on me through cameras in my room. I need them to think I’m a normal high school boy.” and then he proceeded to read a porn magazine for 5 minutes without cranking his chain. all while laying on his bed like this
