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Today’s haul! by slycooper459 in cereal

[–]Dacvak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you live that you can just get Quisp? I always have to special order it.

look what you made me do by cortaydo_cortado in espresso

[–]Dacvak 55 points56 points  (0 children)

One time during a big 4th of July party my family has, I was making espresso drinks for all of my friends. I ended up with a stack of pucks just like this.

We looked over to the dessert table and realized there weren’t any brownies, and so we spent 10 minutes icing and decorating these pucks, and eventually set them out. We laughed about them, and kind of forgot about them.

Then someone came in (our next door neighbor) and looked around the dessert table and ended up deciding on one of our brownies. Only a few of us saw him go for it, but we kind of froze, not really knowing if we should let this happen.

He left the house with his snack, and we all sort of burst out in this scared sort of laughter. 10 seconds later he walks back in with a horrifying look on his face, and we’re all in hysterics, fumbling to explain to him what happened. He laughed it off and was a good sport about it, then got a real dessert.

Lemme see if I can find a pic of them...

Edit: here was the first one we made https://i.imgur.com/NecICr1.jpg

A Farewell to Waffle Crisp. I had this final bowl today. by Dacvak in cereal

[–]Dacvak[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quick! What other cereals do you guys want brought back from the dead? I will spend $120 on a box of Fruit Brute if it means resurrecting deceased cereals.

A Farewell to Waffle Crisp. I had this final bowl today. by Dacvak in cereal

[–]Dacvak[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My cereal friend Nate and I love Waffle Crisp. As many of you may know, it was discontinued in August 2018. For Christmas this year, I spent some extra cash on two final boxes (which just now hit their expiration date). We just finished our possibly final morning Waffle Crisp breakfast.

We directly compared them to the Eggo cereal, which frankly doesn’t come close in overall quality in our opinion.

Anyway, farewell to a cereal legend. I salute you, Waffle Crisp.

Edit: HOW DID I MISS THAT WAFFLE CRISP CAME BACK. WHAT THE HELLLLLLL

Horizon Zero Dawn. Holy crap. by Dacvak in patientgamers

[–]Dacvak[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty fair. And honestly the crafting portion of the game was super weak. It basically came down to “grind animals for a couple hours and you’re good for the rest of the game”.

Horizon Zero Dawn. Holy crap. by Dacvak in patientgamers

[–]Dacvak[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve never really played “The Ubisoft Game”, and so this entire formula was pretty fresh to me. That’s probably why I liked it so much.

Robot dinosaurs were so dope.

Horizon Zero Dawn. Holy crap. by Dacvak in patientgamers

[–]Dacvak[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a deal right before Christmas. It was online.

Weird bug: Standing goal not activating by Dacvak in AppleWatch

[–]Dacvak[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was thinking about that. I’ll try that next if it happens again. Really freaked me out cause I’m on like a 3 year streak with my rings. 😬

Weird bug: Standing goal not activating by Dacvak in AppleWatch

[–]Dacvak[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I’m really familiar with how the stand is supposed to register, it just wasn’t. I tried for about 45 minutes. I walked around, started exercises with the app, and did just about everything I could think of. It was strange.

The accelerometer worked fine, too. Everything else was working perfectly.

2D fans. Do you prefer level based games like Mario and shovel knight or do you prefer one big open map like hollow knight? by Theehollowknight in NintendoSwitch

[–]Dacvak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying not to get hate from this comment, but I love all of the mentioned games in this thread AND ALSO Super Meat Boy Forever. It took me a little bit for it to click, but now I think it’s almost as good as the original.

Super Mario 35th Anniversary Splatfest results by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]Dacvak 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I thought really really hard about the choice of my team for this one. It seems like an obvious choice, right? Star - invincible. Done. What’s better than being invincible?

But then I really started thinking about it. In my lifetime of playing Mario, what has been more useful? Being invincible for around 10 seconds, or being able to take a hit, precisely when you need to?

Sure, a star can get you past a tricky section, but that’s only if a star just happens to be there. And don’t get me started on those useless “start the stage with a star” bonus power ups. Those are insulting, the first 10 seconds of almost any stage are always free.

No, no. It’s been the tried and true mushroom, my fun guy fungi that has seen me through my darkest defeats, and trickiest triumphs. For it is the mushroom, the embodiment of the embiggened mustachioed man that has help me traverse treacherous terrain level by level, world by world, galaxy by galaxy.

It is the mushroom. It has always been the mushroom.

The Legend of Zelda - 35th Anniversary Collection (Fan-Made) by idontloveanyone in NintendoSwitch

[–]Dacvak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Later dude. You're a chill guy, thanks for the fun internet "argument" haha. Have a good night.

The Legend of Zelda - 35th Anniversary Collection (Fan-Made) by idontloveanyone in NintendoSwitch

[–]Dacvak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IR allows you to move the cursor around your TV screen. In other words, it plays like a light gun game, where the cursor can move to each of the corner of the screen, and that’s how your character actually turns and aims.

Games like Borderlands, DOOM, and Splatoon all move the screen itself, not the cursor - so your reticle stays in the middle of the screen, and the motion is 1:1 controlling your view.

It sounds like a subtle enough difference, but in practice it feels and controls terribly with a Pro Controller versus a Joy Con (and especially versus a Wiimote), due to the lack of “pointing” a Pro Controller. It’s honestly really hard to explain via text. I highly encourage you to just try it on Dolphin.

Back to Prime 3, there are also a lot of little weird motion control things throughout the game, like inserting the Wiimote into a hole turning it like a key. These are minor gameplay things that could be sloppily emulated across a variety of control schemes, or even macro’d to a button, but it would take a non-insignificant amount of development work to get something like that working and easily understandable.

None of this is impossible, but it’s just so very unlikely, especially given how little effort Nintendo puts into some of these collection ports. It makes for a worse gameplay experience than the original, and that is an absolute fact, because you no longer have the exact control mechanisms that the original hardware had. The best that can be done is emulating those controls, which we’ve seen is usually awkward.

Side note, this is very possibly why Galaxy 2 wasn’t included in the collection. In Galaxy 1, 90% of the pointer controls were optional (collecting and shooting star bits) and the required gameplay sections (like the floaty blue stars) had you ONLY using pointer controls, so it was feasible to translate those controls to less-polished gyro/stick emulation.

However, in Galaxy 2, we have the addition of Yoshi, and a ton of sections that require you to use pointer controls while still controlling Mario. This is super easy to do with two Joy Cons and would work fine, but it would be near impossible to map that to a stick, and would be awkward as hell with portable gyro controls.

The Legend of Zelda - 35th Anniversary Collection (Fan-Made) by idontloveanyone in NintendoSwitch

[–]Dacvak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It also uses a lot of IR and accelerometer controls, even for things like bosses. So it could adopt the Galaxy or World of Goo control scheme, but that would mean that you’d be recalibrating often, which would be more difficult in a fast-paced game like Prime 3, and that it would be Joy Con only. (Maaaaaybe Pro Controller, but IR controls don’t emulate well with the gyro on the Pro Controller, since it doesn’t imitating “pointing” a device very well.)

And in a handheld mode, you’d be moving a pointer cursor around the screen with the right stick, which also would (and does) feel pretty crappy. I’ve tried a lot of various mappings for Prime 3 with Dolphin, and there’s always some significant snag.