Dead goose Dead bird

No, but the end scene in Fundraiser (8x22) the end scene has multiple characters concerned that Kevin's dog is dead and he just doesn't know. Kevin's dog is revealed to be alive and well soon after.

In S3:E4, a funeral is held for a dead wild bird and it shown onscreen several times. In the Christmas episode, S3:E10 Dwight brings a goose corpse to the office with the intent to butcher and cook it.

They put a bat in a bag and a cat is locked in a freezer to slowly freeze to death.

Only one mention of it where Dwight says his old barbor fought dogs

In the series, yes. Is it shown? No

In S4:E1 Dwight kills one of Angela's cats off-screen by shutting it in a freezer. The repercussions and motivations for this are discussed in depth.

At one point Dwight releases a group of mosquitoes into the office

No.

We briefly see a snake in a pet shop in s7 e15

Meredith is addicted to alcohol and she briefly mentions she’s addicted to p**n Jan smokes cigarettes many times throughout the series

Yes. Ryan is largely implied to be addicted to cocaine after he becomes Michael's boss, and later tells Michael that he helped him get off drugs. Also, in the episode "Drug Testing" a half-smoked joint is found in the parking lot. Nobody is shown smoking it.

Meredith is an alcoholic. This reappears throughout the series, with Michael forcing her to go to rehab at one point

Meredith shaves her entire head during the lice episode.

No not tortured. Jim plays pranks on Dwight he never ever actually tortured him

Michael’s foot is “fairly, severely burned” by his foreman grill, and Michael was alive while it happened. It’s quite a traumatic episode.

His head isn't squished, and it is never shown, but a character is said to have been decapitated while driving drunk.

No seizures, but there is an episode where someone has a heart attack. In another episode, someone gets a concussion.

There is one episode when a paper plane goes into toby's eye

There’s an episode where Micheal burns his foot on a grill

A broken bone is not seen on screen, but in the Season 4 premiere, someone is hospitalized for a fractured pelvis.

S9 ep24 Mose kidnaps Angela as it is a tradition for the shutes for the fiancé to be kidnapped and the groom must find her.

Many times Angela has affairs. Spolier: She cheats on Andy and the senator. Oscar also cheats with the senator. And Stanley had 3 affairs

No, but Dwight destroys a stroller.

There's a magician in one episode, but I don't remember any clowns

No but multiple jokes are made about couples being on the shower/tub

Michael's bDay jumpscares

in one episode Pam claims to have seen a ghost but it is not shown

It's not all highbrow, folks

FULL COMPREHENSIVE LIST: Season 1: Safe Season 2: S2 Episode 12: About 2 minutes and 30 seconds in, people watch Dwight from a window crash his car into a pole. he gets out, wobbles around, then graphically v*s on his car. S 2 Episode 11: The company is on a Booze Cruise and at around 17:00, michael feels seas*ck and pulls out a bag and v*s. No visual except him bent over with his face in the bag and it lasts about 5 or 6 seconds. Season 4 S4, Episode 1: Isn't safe. after Michael finished the run, he says (in voice over) “i eventually p* my guts out” and then pretty much immediately he bends over and v*, visual, no audio. wait til Meredith starts talking again (i think she just says “hey Michael”) because he has it on his mouth until then. Season 6; S6, Episode 4 Niagara part 1 Due to Pam’s pregnancy she sensitive to foods. And at about 1:20 almost everyone in the office v* in a chain reaction up until the theme. So it’s preferable to skip cause it does show the v*. Safe once the opening credits/theme song starts. S6 Episode 10 There is a short v* scene in the beginning around 4:20 where Michael learns that the company may be going bankrupt. It is behind a closed door and only quiet sounds. Didn’t find it super triggering, but someone else might. Season 7 “Viewing Party” From 14:45 to 15:30, Andy acts like he's about to be sick and from 17:05 to 17:20, he is sick, somewhat graphically. At 21:00 in that same episode, he is seen leaning over a toilet. This happens right after Dwight is getting fed pepperoni and Kevin says his pigs in a blanket line. S7 episode 14 Kevin g* and v*. I believe the rest of the episode is fine, but I found that one scene more triggering than a lot of other scenes involving v* in other shows. The sound is pretty graphic (I don’t believe there’s much visual stuff besides him holding a trash can, but I don’t remember for sure). I don’t know exactly where it is in the episode, but just know that when you get to the scene where Kevin starts running, you should skip to the next scene (I think this scene lasts about 1-2 minutes). S7 Episode 21 Episode is safe, however v* is implied. At around 9:50 after they introduce Diangelo, he starts looking pale and sweaty and he runs to the bathroom. Then seconds later Michael walks in and you can hear Diangelo groaning and leaning over a toilet, but nothing is actually shown. Then around 16 min he mentions it saying “I was in the bathroom v* and v*..“ Season 8 S8, Episode 16 At around 15 minutes in, Packer is dancing and runs over to Gabe and V*s. It’s over very quick, with slight sound and full visual. If you want to avoid it, mute and tab out when you see him dancing and leave it for about 10 seconds. S8 Episode 23 In the beginning around 3:30 in, everyone in the office is arguing and Robert California puts up his finger and shushes everyone, and proceeds to v* into a trash can. No visual (only him bending over) but there are sounds that can be triggering, and it lasts about 10 seconds. Season 9 S9 Episode 1 In this episode, at the beginning, all of the members of the office are talking about what they did over the summer. Dwight says he made a new sports drink made of beets. In the next scene, it shows Angela and Dwight in a hospital (for a completely unrelated reason, which makes this unexpected) and after getting some news from a doctor, Dwight v*s the bright blue drink all over Angela. Just fast forward past the doctors office, and it ends when Kevin starts talking.

Andy goes to outpatient anger management classes but is never institutionalized/there are no depictions of mental institutions.

There are hospital scenes but in general, none of them are very graphic or anxiety-inducing.

In Season 5 Episode 15 (Blood Drive), blood is drawn from Michael Scott through a needle

In Season 2 Episode 19, Kevin is worried about possibly having skin cancer, but the rest comes back negative.

Yes Ryan somewhat gaslights Kelly throughout the show. Roy never gaslights Pam persay but is very clearly toxic to her and during some episodes some may believe he has hit her before.

Yes. Kelly very clearly has body dysmorphia and talks about being skinny and her bad eating habits often

The boss says someone has an eating disorder to divert office gossip in a different direction. A character bullies someone online in attempt to make them develop an eating disorder. A character engages in disordered eating behaviors during an office weight loss event.

I’d say Michael Scott has anxiety attacks, but Steve Carell portrays them in a comedic manner. As well as Dwight Schrute before delivering a public speech.

In Performance Review (2x08), brief mention is made of a past co-worker who shot himself due to depression. While other characters do take the matter seriously, Michael brushes it off by saying, Oh yeah, that guy was weird." In addition to this, one of Dunder Mifflin's founders (Mifflin) also shot himself, a fact which is mentioned throughout the show. Off the top of my head, it's definitely mentioned in Dunder Mifflin Infinity and Company Picnic. In Company Picnic, it's referenced in Michael and Holly's parody of Slumdog Millionaire -- one of the questions asks how Mifflin killed himself.

In S7E13 “The Ultimatum,” strobe effects are used in the skating rink.

Pretty much the entire series.

Dwight pretends to have a baby, which is actually a watermelon. You can also hear Pam when she is having her baby, although no graphic scenes of birth are shown throughout the show.

Nothing graphic, but Phyllis gets flashed in one episode, and is visibly upset about it, which may be triggering to some. There is also some sexual harassment: In an earlier season Pam states that sexual harassment awareness day is the day people usually like to sexually harass her as a joke. Michael then tries to get her to make out with a blow up doll as a joke later in the episode. In a later episode when she is trying out new clothes Creed comes over and stares at her until she gets uncomfortable and changes clothes.

Sex is mentioned a lot and a lot of jokes are made about it. Michals signature joke is "That's what she said"

A female warehouse worker is repeatedly thought to be a man.

Spoilers!! Oscar does not die

Lots of insensitive comments made by Michael Scott. Many slurs are used by Todd Packer. Some characters such as Dwight and Robert California sometimes say sexist things.

The only character to have a real near-death experience is Stanley, who is black. He has a heart attack and while he does not die, it could be upsetting.

There are sections of episodes entirely dedicated to fat jokes. The jokes are almost always met with negativity

Yes. Michael says the R-word quite a bit in s3e1 "Gay Witch Hunt"

Michael Scott uses the word f*ggy quite a bit in S3 E1. It isn't used anymore after about 5 minutes in.

Small comments in some episodes. Santa is definitely spoiled in any of the Christmas episodes.

It actually has a really beautiful ending :)

Jan abuses micheal

In "Fun Run," Meredith is hit by a car, breaking her pelvis. This is mostly played for laughs.

Ryan purposely causes his baby an allergic reaction in the finale, and later abandons the baby completely.

there are many scenes of people out of breath after running long distances, though I don't think that's what this query means

There’s a deleted scene of a fake hanging by Michael but it didn’t make it to the final cut

No but Michael Scott threatens to jump off the roof onto a bouncy house, which might give some anxiety.

No but Dwight and Michael almost drown after crashing their car into a lake

Dwight fires a gun in the office. No blood and no one gets shot but Andy gets hearing loss in one ear.

Michael’s burned foot is shown a few times but it’s not very bad.

Ed Truck a character in The Office was decapitated in a car accident and a star character was hit by a car by another character and was sent to the ER.

In an episode where Dwight’s aunt dies, he mentions that heavy sleepers have been buried alive in the past, but it doesn’t show this.