hp

- Bugsy/Mothy

- they/them, ce/cim (other pronouns here: https://pronouny.xyz/u/mothteas)

- 19

- agender lesbian, plumerian

- i have ADHD-PI (hyperfixation tag is #hypfix), and some other mental illnesses

nostalgic-suggestions:
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Trust me mom, I've been searching LinkedIn for "court jester" and nobody is hiring!

No, look, I-

Yes, grandpa was able to walk in, insult the king, and got hired but times have ch-

THAT'LL GET ME BEHEADED!

good god when the roast beast hits..

cool little factoid I made this post as I was having a genuine panic attack on 600 micrograms of lsd in the middle of downtown Denver because I lost my wallet. like this was me operating at peak efficiency

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sofucking true..

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my bf and I have the same fucking brain

acetedkord

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

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Quiplash screenshot: "New show idea: America's next top [blank]". Left card reads "!", right card reads "BOTTOM"
Quiplash screenshot: "A rule every gardener eventually learns: Never [blank] the cabbage." Left card: "I BET THE OTHER ANSWER SAYS FUCK." Right card: "THE OTHER PERSON BETTER NOT SAY FUCK"

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among us hoodies by @samugyopusaruda on twitter [x]

Marvel please accept my pitch for Pope Force, a superhero team comprised of catholic superheroes (Nightcrawler, Gambit, Captain America, Daredevil, Domino, Venom, Firebird, Siryn) who take missions directly from the Pope, who directs them from his high-tech secret lair (the “Pope Cave”)

Eddie Brock is catholic and Venom goes along with it because you get to eat the body of Christ

Heresy.

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

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Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

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“zombie costume 💀
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zombie costume 💀

nobody will ever get star wars the way a group of eight year olds spending recess constructing elaborate storylines featuring their own original characters who are all like yoda’s cyborg cousin who was TWO lightsabers one red and one blue get star wars

mortymemes

“tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-”

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lastvalyrian:
“degenerate-perturbation:
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“badsciencejokes:
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Why is Russian in the scrum? It doesn’t have articles.
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Russia just likes to be in fights & feel included
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Russian...

THEEEEEEE — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/370QXbL

Why is Russian in the scrum?  It doesn’t have articles.

Russia just likes to be in fights & feel included

Russian speakers are in this fight because they hate having to learn all of this shit

obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death. 

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ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE EJJFJWKIFIIF

angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”

the angels watching Cain kill Abel:


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The angels when they saw Abel in heaven:

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This is so funny because it implies God never told angels anything about how humans work.

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

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