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spreading these occasionally would be nice…
As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH
WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK
AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”
I. I didn’t know I needed this.
Random species be like
I think becoming crabs would be a sensible course of action for the human race at this point. I’m going to help you all become crabs.
Thank you.
You’re welcome
Every time I see a ‘modern au’ ft a character that has some sort of limb replacement like a metal arm or w/e and the ‘cool au version’ of it is a sleeve tattoo I literally want to reach through the screen and slap some sense into whoever posted it
They got a prosthetic in canon they gonna get a prosthetic in the au!!!! Because, I know this is a little far-fetched, but people who need prosthetics actually exist!!! In real life?! What a coincidence?!
Also you want cool prosthetics??? They totally exist
Want your character to have a cool prosthetic in the modern day?
steampunk? check
#aesthetic? Floral?
avant garde?
cyberpunk?
there are no excuses for erasing canonical disabilities
person: how are you?
me, not feeling any extreme pain or euphoria: i literally have no fuckin idea
listen I'm just dreading the day when they're gonna screw us over and close this site for lack of use. you already see people talking like "oh I miss Tumblr" all the time like we're not still RIGHT FREAKING HERE enjoying our fandom shenanigans in real time...like half the memes on Twitter and Insta are just reposted from here??? uh?? what is that saying???
like I KNOW that Tumblr usage has plummeted and half the blogs that follow me are probably dormant by now. I know that. but if other social media outlets aren't gonna learn a thing or two about hiding follower counts or allowing tag-based organization or ACTUALLY SHOWING POSTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER FOR ONCE, then I don't want them touching this one
seriously what on EARTH are you talking about
Stop telling everyone we're dead!
Sometimes I can still hear our voice
if tumblr died then why is every other instagram, tiktok, and reddit post i see just a screenshot of a tumblr textpost
boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 asexual👏
rb if you agree
boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 aromantic👏
rb if you agree
Boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 aroace 👏
Rb if you agree
v0idbird