edited 1/27/21: my carrd is no longer super accurate but I don’t feel like updating it so here’s some basic info: my name’s chris, but you can call me chip or achilles, and my pronouns are they/them and it/its
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And here you can see where we decided to put little pepperonis all over the plane so it would taste better
the worst part of michigan is like. it’s too cold for shorts and a tshirt. it’s too hot for pants and long sleeves. but I’m going somewhere with lots of underbrush so I should wear pants. but I need to wear long sleeves or I’ll pick at my skin. but I’ll be moving around a lot and I get hot easily. help.
Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!
the real reason lucretia said “no dogs on the moon” is because when she was a kid dalmatians pushed her mom off a cli