Luke: Is it true that you can shoot fire from your hands?

Din: Say what??

Luke: Grogu told me you could do that

Din: Oooh, no he misunderstood that, I actually have flamethrowers in my wrist armor

Luke: Oh yeah, that makes more sense. Then I guess he also exaggerated when he said you got yourself eaten by a dragon

Din:

in an all-muppets reboot of hannibal nbc, which character do you think should be played by the sole human? answer wisely

this must be what people in china and new zealand feel like looking at american news. solved the problem here but totally helpless to stop it elsewhere

why do the clones have accents. d id they have jango fett record instructional videos for them like captain america bc if so that is so fucking funny like. "hey can you record holo vids to train the clones bc ur accent is sexy and we all want them to sound as sexy as you"

“what is best, rivals to lover or childhood friends to lover?” you weak bastard, absolute buffon

any adhd kids out there that loved long (3+ hour) car rides because it gave you an acceptable excuse to stare blankly out at an ever-changing background and listen to music on loop / daydream extensively please raise your hands. i wanna check something

The thing that’s so beautiful about the idea of a Steven Universe x Gravity Falls crossover is that I’ve agonizing over weeks about how the hell Steven is supposed to join American human society if he has absolutely no legal documentation or education, and this perfectly solves the problem because you know Stanley Pines would just love to hire someone with exactly those qualities.

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”