I am completely speechless on this one

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I wish missionaries could understand that I, like many Jews, know and believe with unwavering certainty that Jesus is not the messiah. Like, no offense to the rest of the Christians. Unless, despite not being a missionary, you think Jews should be converted because you believe that you are right and we are wrong, in which case yes offense.

The Jewish people have spent thousands of years asking to be left alone. And some of y'all are more determined than ever to not leave us alone. It's not that we haven't heard the word. We've heard what you have to say. We've studied our scriptures and interpretations and YOUR scriptures and interpretations, and we have come to the solid conclusion that we are not interested in Jesus. Thanks, but no thanks. This decision is final. I am personally so certain about this, in fact, that even if I accept the Xtian premise that I am betting my experience of eternity on this, I will take that bet.

On top of everything else, everything about my culture and my history and my people that I would have to give up (because, yes, these things are inextricably linked to Judaism), I, like many Jews, do not accept the most fundamental basic tenet of Xtianity. This is non-negotiable. Please leave the Jews alone.

**goyim can reblog but please, no nonsense**

i just want to one day be loved like elle woods’ sorority sisters loved her

[man: it’s about protecting both lives… (this is the anti-abortion movement slogan)

*clapping from the anti-abortion party*

man: ….and thats why im voting for the decriminalization of abortions

the anti-abrotion lady:]