glumshoe

whoever created all these stock photos of this particular smarmy, insufferable android knows what’s up

l4nn-1312

As a robot myself, I hate this particular android. He looks like he’d try to sell me bitcoin

glumshoe

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come… follow me into this dense white mist… I have lots of bitcoins for you there…

glumshoe

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Yes… yes… come further now… don’t worry about the darkness, can’t you see how shiny this bitcoin is?

als-bullshit

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I almost,,, have it,,, just,,, need to get closer,,,

glumshoe

GOTCHA!

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Finally… we can be together….

glumshoe

What a pity it is that you meatsacks live such brief lives. That’s the price of planned obsolescence, I suppose.

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Ah well… another one for the collection.

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