Remus: Hard boiled eggs are incredible. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely delicious. It’s like eating a ravioli covered in chips.
Roman: You’re….. you're supposed to remove the shell
French and queer thing doing whatever it want (profile pic by the amazing @cryptidcherrry)
Remus: Hard boiled eggs are incredible. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely delicious. It’s like eating a ravioli covered in chips.
Roman: You’re….. you're supposed to remove the shell
“Idiots to lovers” is a phenomenal fic tag, and exactly my brand of romance. I love it when they’re just so….. fucking…. stupid
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
“nailed it.”And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud.
The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.
My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.
He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.
Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”
Michelangelo:
I am laughing so much rn bless this
“Queer” is important to me because it covers the many facets of my identity and demands equal acknowledgement and respect for them.
I am a many headed beast, asexual, panromantic, genderfluid, and they’re all equally important to who I am. Having the word “queer” to describe myself gives me the ability to break down the walls between my identities.
I’m not just asexual, or panromantic, or nonbinary, I’m all of them, always.
No matter what, I’m queer.
i keep visualizing the dandelion as chillin with his dick out
I love this post but I hate that I have to genuinely consider whether or not I have to tag this as nsfw because dandelion dick is a grey area
Anonymous asked:
the-princey-pie answered:
Summary: Remus, Logan, and Deceit are a force to be reckoned with and Roman is the poor fellow to get into their way.
Warnings: mention of spiders
Author’s Note: Oh, I sure do now, dear anon. Thank you for the prompt (which are open as always). I may not know many pranks but I can do kissing with our sappy boys (plus I already love Logan with Remus or Deceit and both at the same time? Anon you galaxy brain)
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Logan and Deceit were very good at minding their own business, thank you very much. Their boyfriend Remus not so much. In fact, he avoided subtlety as much as he did with showers. It didn’t stop them from forming a cuddle pile each night though.
It’s so cute and I love it !
Roman ate all the Crofter’s ? He should have seen it coming
I really like the fact that Virgil is literally Spider-Man and can throw webs
Also intruloceit is the best ship
Im in love with this story