I’m handing out virtual hugs 24/7

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Mx Spoon! Sup dude. I’m doing okay, thanks. Thank you. I just wanted to make people smile, I know the holidays can be tough for some. (And 2020 has been a wild year.) I hope they give people something to enjoy. Of course! I always love to see your art. Feel free to tag me in stuff like that. I can see how you have grown as an artist since I started following you and it’s awesome. Hope you’re well. Stay safe with whatever you’re up to. Happy Holidays.

I’m smiling rn

You’re so nice hhhhhh

Your art is amazing and Im glad I’ve been able to see it evolve since I follow you

Stay safe and happy holidays

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

WAIT. wait wait wait. the super bowl. you’re telling me the fucking SUPER BOWL isn’t. a fucking hockey trophy? you’re telling me the GODDAMN SUPER BOWL isn’t fucking about hockey??????

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

#I don’t think you understand #I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING. UNDERSTAND. #UNTIL I WAS 13 FUCKING. YEARS OLD. I ASSUMED THE SUPER BOWL WAS A FUCKING BOWLING TROPHY #I ASSUMED THAT BC IT HAD FUCKING *BOWL* IN THE NAME #AND FOR YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS I SPENT MY GODDAMN DECADE ASSUMING THE SUPER BOWL WAS ABOUT BOWLING #BECAUSE NO! FUCKING NOPE!!! THE SUPER BOWL IS A GODAMN SUPER FAMOUS HOCKEY TROPHY!!!!#SO ISN’T IT SO FUCKING FUNNY I WOULD THINK IT WAS A FUCKING *BOWLING* CHAMPIONSHIP #AND NOW!!! AND NOW YOU FUCKS ARE TELLING ME!!!!!! ITS ABOUT MOTHER. FUCKING***SOCCER***????#I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING FERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

killroywasreborn

Actually it’s football

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

yeah in america we call it soccer

fanfiction-artist-prototype

I thought it was about American Football??

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

yeah in the u.s. we call football soccer

mostlikelytokillyouwithaspoon

I thought. I thought it was baseball???????

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hotfriend

public high school things
•naruto kids
•kids punching windows
•kahoot
•"miss…..miss……c'mon"
•leaks coming from everywhere
•screams from every direction

shouttogether

•jeopardy review games
•chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape
•people fighting for no reason
•couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again
•those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

c1efairy

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason?
•only going to the homecoming game
•being embarrassed by the student art in the hall
•that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name
•hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

iwatobigreg

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway
- That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what
- ‘Gay table’
- Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway
- “—– Please take off your hood/hat.”
- The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
- We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention
- Mysterious ceiling stains
- Smoke coming out of the bathroom
-People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

jean-bo-peep

  • those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers
  • the secretary who is Tired
  • finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)
  • singing songs u learned in middle school language classes
  • the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit
imnotasweetie

have u ever seen something so american like… wtf

wightlight

This all sounds so fucking weird…

mostlikelytokillyouwithaspoon

Uuuuh in France it’s the same? I mean at least most of it? Idk for everything related to eating at school cause I have lunch at home but for the rest yea pretty accurate

21/31 of these are the same at my public high school

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