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“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

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The caption really doesn’t do it justice.

wearemage:

maykitz:

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My players when an NPC is slightly rude to them.


Anonymous said: what're you getting treatment for?

lesbiskammerat:

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I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

imlizy:

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I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none

darubyprincxx:

darubyprincxx:

darubyprincxx:

darubyprincxx:

rule #1 of the world is that love is stored in the kitty cat

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my apologies to puppy dogs everywhere

rule #1 of the world, fixed: love is stored in the Creature

rule #2 of the world is that biting is also stored in the creature

rule #3 is never talk to the police

madnessofmen:

machine-saint:

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think “at least 3” is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

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“Some guy a few houses down barricaded himself in his house with an assault rifle. Fortunately, they got him (or he gave himself up) without any shots fired or anyone getting hurt.” - SgtScheisskopf

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soundtestscreen:

soundtestscreen:

hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.

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many helpful reports from our teams in the field

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

serethereal:

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?


Anonymous said:

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

tahthetrickster:

olliums:

scooplery:

PANERA? BREAD??

yeah

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https://swimsoups.com

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headspace-hotel:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

eclectic-sunflower:

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

A fun meme for y'all

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i’m sorry what

Pog as slang comes from the twitch emote, taken from a video with pogs in them. What is a pog? A small cap from a juice drink that is traded and used in games by 90s kids. The juice drink was called POG, short for passion fruit orange guava. Passion fruit was named after its flower, the passion flower. Passion flowers were called “flower of the five wounds” in Portuguese, eventually being translated as passion fruit by the English in reference to the passion of Jesus, aka his last moments alive before being crucified.

I love history, language, words, communication, and humans.