welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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what if we were both vultures from different species and we’re sitting in the rain together

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that’s an adult and juvenile king vulture but may I offer pictures of a black vulture gently preening a crested caracara

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what if we were this

destroyingitself

Crested Caracaras are apparently known to join Black Vulture flocks and benefit from their ability to locate food by smell. The Black Vultures reciprocally benefit from the Crested Caracara’s ability to vocalize and alert to danger, which the black vultures lack. That’s why they’re preening each other. :) (x)

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Wholesome Carrion Friends :)

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still on this . an old doctor writer and eccentric beekeeper detective in the countryside . sir acd said homosexual rights

alexanderdamnhethin

ACD👏SAID👏GAY👏RIGHTS👏

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May I present a collection of images that may show he DID know what he was doing (or his illustratior did anyway):

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I mean look at these adorable humans walking arm and arm. This is a REGULAR occurance- Watson says so throughout the short stories.

My book doesn’t contain all the illustrations so there may be more too. There is also that time when Holmes was feeling depressed so Watson was worried about him for a good ¾ of the book.

They may be the BEST of friends, but there’s sufficient evidence if you wish to believe otherwise.

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holy shit this is so tender and gay I might cry

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Did I hear “beekeeper” and “homosexual” in the same sentence? :0000

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y e s

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“jonlybonlyfromboldlygo:
“cipheramnesia:
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““So, here’s the thing….” (sounds of delightful knowledge unpacking ensue)
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“First, we...
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“So, here’s the thing….” (sounds of delightful knowledge unpacking ensue)

cipheramnesia

“First, we need some context for this-”

jonlybonlyfromboldlygo

“Now, I told you that story to tell you this story–”

youremotionallystablefriend

Do, er, do people actually like it when I do that

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“okay, lemme tell you…” -me, moments before dumping all possible information about a topic onto someone.

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I love getting informed on it’s so much new knowledge and it means the person trusts me enough to show me that I love it

literally-a-swarm-of-bees

This, this is so true.

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A big part of my trust issues come from people telling me to shut up about my special interests and hyperfixations. People I thought I could trust. It really, really hurts. :(

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Just a gentle reminder for tumblr users with anxiety, panic disorders or who get nervous quickly: 

- Chain mail, “reblog this or..” posts etc. don’t work. They’re not real. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t forward that mail or reblog that post. 

- “If you don’t reblog this, you’re a bad person” is a lie. You’re not a bad person for not clicking a button. 

- You are allowed to unfollow blogs that post triggering contents. 

- You’re not weak or a crybaby for avoiding things that are triggering. Far from it, you’re taking care of yourself. That’s amazing!