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Carroll Gardens, BrooklynJoined February 2010
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My Italian grocer packages nduja like drugs, which is accurate
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This boi rolled for me today. An event nearly a decade in the making, I get to call today and tell them to suck my butt
Every time I run into this video I stop what I'm doing and watch it twice.
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Best gamer tag I’ve seen in a while
(Interview to be a hot dog vendor at a baseball park)
INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'hot dogs'?
ME: (eyes go completely black) HOT DOGS
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the way these posts backfire makes me believe this is just savvy marketing from mcdonalds. yes this is food and yes i want rn
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Can this even be considered food? A McDonald’s worker decides to reveal how a McRib is made.
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Can this even be considered food? A McDonald’s worker decides to reveal how a McRib is made.
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This tweet reminded me that I bought weed out of a Winnebago in red hook last weekend and forgot it in my jacket pocket because I’ve been smoking my other weed twitter.com/_pem_pem/statu
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They fucked up when they let a white boy like me taste a cold beer for the first time
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I’m never flying spirit again
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I need nothing more than America and England to have their 9/11 on the same day
Love that black people are getting into legitimate boy rape. America rules come here and live your dream.
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It’s official: I have been invested in the Sovereign Military Order of the Temple of Jerusalem, Knights Templar. I took an oath to protect the Christians in the Holy Land.
It’s official: I have been invested in the Sovereign Military Order of the Temple of Jerusalem, Knights Templar. I took an oath to protect the Christians in the Holy Land.
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I have been attacked
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an instagram post should answer two questions 1. are you in europe 2. are you still dating them
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I had to make this because I’ve been thinking about it for 9 years
i be in the pussy like
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disorienting times
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twitter is great for my mental health because i can shout "i want all republicans plus their loved ones even their kids to get cancer!" and only like two of my friends see it.
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🔻 twisted beyond words: a bar / dance club somewhere in China did this to ?celebrate’ Abe’s death
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It’s objectively funny that the first woman we elected to the executive branch is a fucking retard.
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“We have to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously.”
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The pole man ???
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Italian Americans on my Facebook hate the pope so much they’re about to unironically invent Protestantism in 2022
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This is the funniest thing that happens every single year
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alcohol is a holy substance designed to allow man to communicate with God's holy machines (cars) more efficiently and deeply
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Bro this is the funniest shit I've seen in a minute ? the SpongeBob cast dubbed this star wars scene
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you ever remember this song out of the blue?
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nvm i have contracted the novel coronavirus and will be leaving tuesday. can likely squeeze in another two chicky parms
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on friday i'm going to europe for 5 weeks and i'm genuinely concerned about fueling one of my addictions (chicken parm sandwiches)
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