King of the Humans

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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vivienvalentino

This is what plays in my head every minute of every day.

unclecanker

Idk why but the girl with her arms up in the air like that is so annoying. please just follow the choreo

spontaneousglitterbees

nobody asked but in context, she believes she’s literally responsible for holding up the sky

unclecanker

Aw fuck yeah. I take it back, keep your arms up girl I appreciate your hard work

galacticcorgiocto21
mythrilshard

So obsessed w that thing its like the spokesperson for autism

rennegan

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puzzle piece or rainbow infinity sign is out this tjing is the icon now

dorotheydoro

his name is tbh and he’s made by this guy

somethingusefulfromflorida
dumbleedee

Fun Fact! 

Baby Piglin are able to ride on the backs of Baby Hoglin.

That is all.

dumbleedee

Here’s a screenshot:

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mcyt-quotes

oh!

chaoticinternetdreamer

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Fun Fact!

Baby Piglins can stack 3 tall on the back of a Baby Hoglin

Here is a screenshot

dumbleedee

^ this too!

birdiefeltie

@madfangz you said you didn’t mind being tagged so i think you’d appreciate this one

ink-mcree-arts

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I needed to draw them!! It’s adorable-

theunsubtleknife
darknessandterrorandkittens

actually supervillains with kid hero nemeses are hysterical bc if i was a billionaire and i found out the kid who was also my nemesis was a preteen orphan i would simply adopt them. oh you’re going to stop my nefarious schemes? how when you’re grounded. go to your room

darknessandterrorandkittens

the trick is be a good parent so they don’t wanna fight you. son if you topple my criminal empire how will i pay for your college? reverse batmanning

darknessandterrorandkittens

Weaponized guilt. Son you’re out on a school night? When you have that big science test tomorrow? I thought you’d be studying…getti g some rest…no I’m not mad I’m just. Well a little disappointed I guess. What do you mean this wouldn’t be happening if I’d stop robbing banks their insurance covers it son money isn’t real

darknessandterrorandkittens

Who’s this guy is he your “sidekick”? That’s so cute when are you having him over for dinner. I’m not teasing I think it’s sweet I’m glad you’re making friends. Side note how durable is he I’m about to throw a car at you

ninejuice3669

@theunsubtleknife

lordtraco
maxeth

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

pumpkinradish

Now THAT is a horror game

wartortling

this is just how ikea is

penknight

NO OK but for people who dont know this is a game based off of an SCP! SCP-3008 is a huge IKEA that has grown beond its physical boundries. It has its own day and night cycle, as shown by the lights shutting off. And thats when the Staff become aggresive. Anyway sorry for fanboying heres the link to the game

https://nmkd.itch.io/scp-3008

And here is the scp!

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008

herbalsweetheart

@idellandre

wroughtwheat

Ah this is back. This game received multiple updates that it doesn’t look this bland. There’s survivual mechanics and fort building. Its good

notdeezy
bemusedlybespectacled

I already knew a lot of criticisms about cryptocurrency and NFTs but HOLY SHIT Dan Olson just spent two hours very carefully and viciously picking apart every single aspect of the entire operation and explaining exactly why it's capitalism at its worst and is basically a perfect scam machine

bemusedlybespectacled

there's so much here that it's hard to do a tl;dr, and frankly you really need to watch the whole thing to see how each point is made, but I will try to summarize the main points:

  • contrary to the stated goal of freeing the little guy from the clutches of wall street fat cats, everything about crypto benefits people who already have a shitload of money.
  • it does not solve any problems inherent to capitalism. it is anarcho-capitalism in its purest form.
  • it's very good at attracting people susceptible to scams and then keeping them engaged through groupthink, making it very easy to make shitloads of money scamming people and making it impossible to return the money without undoing the chain itself.
  • the rise of the Web 3.0, which is indelibly intertwined with crypto and the blockchain, has dire implications for privacy. (ex: a public, unchangeable ledger also means that someone can write your home address and phone number into that ledger and you'll be unable to remove it)
  • it also has dire implications for the general population as everything becomes monetized and available for speculators to gamble on.
bemusedlybespectacled

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Oh boy, this attracted some NFT bots! KEEP UP THAT PUMP & DUMP SCEME, SWEETIES!

saybyebus

Saw it yesterday. It’s a long video, but totally worth it if you have the time.

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huffylemon

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fallen-angel-nightshade

If you had shown me this site in 2005 I would have asked you if had checked your virus software lately, because this looks like a bad one. I would have clicked away so fast it would give you whiplash. Looking at these sites now, I have to convince myself that they aren't virus laden sites and fight against the pavlovian urge to just navigate away.

eclecticmasterpiece

I navigate away anyways because fuck them, there's usually a better site (though they are dwindling quickly). I still can't get over how the internet "as intended" today looks like a malware ridden fever dream from 20 years ago. This is every story I've ever read about an empire that used to be great and has now fallen into turmoil.

picturesque-about-it

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Beloveds, there is a wonderful website that gets rid of all that crap<3