in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.
have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.
me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off
my best feature is that I’m blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day
I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive
…y’all remember sex?
i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura
what if i didnt want finnick odair to be killed by lizard mutts did suzanne collins ever think of that
i suffer from a disease called “not wanting to work”, and it’s incurable
ovur:
If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don’t forget that