I made a new discord server for watching movies and games. If you follow me or are a mutual feel free to hop in!
Me: I have a silly idea for a drawing :) I definitely won’t spend hours rendering it in some sort of fugue state
[ID: a picture featuring characters from the Magnus Archives, based off the cover of the manga “Go For It, Nakamura!”. Jonathan Sims stands in the middle, clutching his chest and that strap of his bag and looks very frightened. The background is dark blue with a light green bubble frame in the middle. At the top in red are the words “MY COWORKERS WANT TO KILL ME”. Red irised eyes float around in the background. Jon is a dark skinned Indian man with long grey streaked black wavy hair pulled into a ponytail. He has gold framed glasses and a mustache and beard and circular worm scars on his face. He is wearing a mint button up shirt and pinstripe brown pants with a brown messenger bag. Around him are heart and star shaped bubbles showing his different coworkers; Tim is a thin Korean man with a mullet and worm scars on his face, he has a green and pink flannel shirt and is flirtatiously arching an eyebrow in Jon’s direction with little sparkles around him. A much smaller bubble shows Rosie, who’s a white woman with curly brown hair and cat eye glasses. Martin is a fat white man with reddish brown curly hair and blue framed glasses, he’s smiling and blushing and kind of waving, with hearts floating around his head. A smaller bubble shows Michael, who’s white with an evil distorted fave and wildly curling upwards blonde hair, and wearing a rainbow striped shirt. Not-Sasha is a mixed slightly tan woman with short straight brown hair held back in a headband with a black turtleneck underneath a green shirt, he have is partially hidden in shadow and there’s a halo above her head. Elias is a pale white man with slicked back blonde hair wearing a pinstripe black shirt and green tie, looking creepily in Jon’s direction with hearts around his head.]
people say the Magnus Archives isn’t funny but then what do you call the bit in “First Hunt” when an old man tells a harrowing story of his friend being murdered by a werewolf that proceeded to hunt the old man for sport for hours only for Jon to say “that’s nice but it happened in America so that’s really not my problem, is it?”
and what do you call the end of “Blood Bag” when, after hearing about a man dying on the spot after being set up by a swarm of innumerable paranormal mosquitoes, Jonathan’s entire response is “personally I hate mosquitoes and cannot believe this idiot was trying to deal with them nonlethally. 0 sympathy from me sir.”
I’m fucking howling @ “Burial Rites” … an archaelogist tells you about a mummy that’s been alive and suffering entombed beneath the earth for CENTURIES and your response is “fuck you personally for making me listen to a story about a mummy, you deserve to suffer” Jonathan Sims you shitty bitch
jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that don’t matter. you should be a fucking example and teach them how to treat people, instead of acting like they’re these invisible THINGS that don’t have feelings or don’t notice when they aren’t acknowledged. be polite to children the same way you’d be polite to someone of your own age group or older. you can respect a child.