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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
infectedwithnyanites
dingdongyouarewrong

since polygraphs aren’t admissible in court because they’re nonsense junk science, a primary purpose they serve in interrogations is essentially using them as a prop to ramp up the pressure on a suspect. it’s all a big performance and no one should ever submit to one if they have the option not to

memecucker

Also since cops can lie to you during interrogations about anything that isn’t directly about the law (never agree to interrogation without a lawyer) a fun thing they often do is administer a polygraph and then proceed to inform the suspect that the test says they are being deceptive even when the machine says otherwise. So yeah their function is entirely as an intimidation tactic

onsomekindofstartrek

So you know NONE of this is common knowledge among Americans, right? We’re pretty much led to believe that they ARE reliable and ARE admissible in court.

And while some of us know they’re not reliable, most people think, this being the fucking US and all, that they are admissible regardless.

This is going to be news to a lot of people, and good news at that.

violets-are-trans
anarchistmemecollective

black and white picture if a doge with a monocle and mustache in front of a police officers and a protest with the caption β€œhappy loyalty day citizen, please do not google any other may 1st holidays”
tweet caption "but he's totally not a fascist, right?" above an image of a white house press release declaring may first "loyalty day" and calling for americans to pledge allegiance
thicholascage

Wait a minute this is real??

thicholascage

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Oh so it’s new, it’s literally red scare propaganda

gingertg

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2021/04/30/a-proclamation-on-loyalty-day-2021/

the-inevitable-minor-fires

We're all perpetual 3rd graders in this country

anarchistmemecollective

liberals in the notes like ‘NO you dont understand biden HAS to recognize Loyalty Day every year with a speech and 2000 word essay its THE LAW!!1’

my brother in christ i have bad news for you about fascism

dead-rats-dont-squeak

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Somebody tell joe biben these hoes ain't loyal πŸ˜ŽπŸ’€πŸ’€

castrateurfate

happy international workers day everybody xx

anarchistmemecollective

happy may day!

children in a field happily dancing around a may pole with ribbons.  on top of the pole is a dead monopoly man's head
hellyeahheroes

Fuck Loyalty Day and Happy International Worker's Day, everyone!
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touhouweed
great-tweets

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.Β 

rustybuckett

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arcanine-weenus

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abstract-maverick

You guys missed the best part


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ladybugsandchats

Y'all missed the best part:Β HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

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novafuzzcheeks

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

great-tweets

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.