EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!
Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe
Beidou: [carrying Ningguang bridal-style while talking calmly with her]
Childe: [sprinting past while carrying Zhongli over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; Childe is screaming and Zhongli looks the most rattled anyone has seen him in years]
Childe: Self care is actually getting into random fights in dark alleys!
Zhongli: No. Self care is drinking some warm herbal tea, burning some incense, or taking a relaxing walk around the harbor.
Childe: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes!!
Klee: Self care is blowing up Cider Lake and eating all the fish until you throw up!
Childe: See? She gets it.
zhongli: why are you on the floor?
childe: i’m depressed.
childe: also i got stabbed, please get help
Zhongli: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million mora?
Venti: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house!
Zhongli: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.
Venti: Good thinking!
Childe, concerned: [calling the Northland Bank] Yeah I’m gonna need to withdraw 20 million mora asap
Childe: Here's where I'll be by 2026.
Zhongli: "World Champion of the World"? That's a redundant statement
Childe: I'll be so good they'll have to say it twice.
Zhongli: I’ve never seen snow, someone describe it to me
Childe: smells like water
Zhongli: it’s like i’m there
Childe: You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.
Klee and Qiqi: [nodding]
Zhongli, busting through the door: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THE CHILDREN
