It also made me believed that he would be uniquely equipped to handle any pretzel choking related crises that arose in the future.
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Damn it. Good job.
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He also has firsthand experience with having shoes thrown at him, so we can also forgive him for those 210,000 people he killed with shoes.
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He also has firsthand experience getting bombed, so we can forgive him for 210,000 of the people he killed with bombs.
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As an American who once choked on a food, I changed my party affiliation to support him because I knew he understood what I had gone through.
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Now when voting for presidents, I always make sure that they have prior experiences dealing with pretzel-related crises. Can’t take any risks.
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Same with Dick Chaney, who has experience shooting his mates by accident. Who else would be a better VP than him?
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Hey, that mate he shot apologized to him.
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